The internet has ruined ferris wheels and chess for me

Eelektross · 2012-05-01 00:29:18

NO

I CAN'T ENJOY A NICE FERRIS WHEEL RIDE

OR A ROUSING GAME OF CHESS

THANKS TO YOU INTERNET

Imipolex G · 2012-05-01 00:30:18

But you can still enjoy wonderful bacon.

Eelektross · 2012-05-01 00:30:52

Bacon is fattening

Imipolex G · 2012-05-01 00:31:23

I eat it all the time and I'm underweight.

Of course it helps that I hardly eat anything else.

Eelektross · 2012-05-01 00:36:07

FERROTHORN

IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG!

DickGrabrod · 2012-05-01 00:41:36

Bacon ain't got a lot of calories, so it won't do much to your waistline.

Your arteries on the other hand...

PlutoniumFist · 2012-05-01 00:42:11

Your arteries will become STRONG LIKE BEAR!

Eelektross · 2012-05-01 11:36:04

Your arteries will become like Ferrothorn?

ProfessorGator · 2012-05-01 16:51:42

Well, if you don't want the ferris wheel, there's always the roller coaster or the drink machine.

Eelektross · 2012-05-02 07:22:42

Ferrothorn ruined the roller coaster.

He used Power Whip on the drink machine when he found out it didn't have any tab soda.

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