Here at Clock's emporium, we sell many good and possible services, but don't tell the lawyers that last part. What are you in the mood for? thrills? frills? adventurous trinkets that raise more questions than they ever will provide answers?
Don't you worry, we have plenty of good items in stock for the wary as well, that's what having it all means... and by having it all I mean having everything you could possibly need.
Here's a truck, do you want it? buy it exclusively from me