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tampering with the cabbage at the moment;

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
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leave a messaGe and i ll refuse to call you back 🔧

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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    cow npc
    art thou a human and not a cabbage or something
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    You have provided zero evidence that I am not an infant.
  • navihomulilynavihomulily
    *homuhomu*
    Cabbage maze
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Tempering with cabbage? That's not very ｒｅａｌ of you
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    The grandfather clock never rewinded the Melba toast Weapon.,
  • Jane the Solar SystemJane the Solar System
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    Ogh gheeze not te CABBAGE prncess

    the spud grows n both sze and power untl the world can no longer contan t, the spud soon s blockng out the son
  • Jane the Solar SystemJane the Solar System
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    Tampering with cabbage violates the following regulations:

    1. The Integrity of Fruits & Vegetables Regulation
    2. The Integreity of Vegetables Sub-Clause
    3. The Integrity of Cabbage Sub-Sub-Clause
    4. The "Generally Do Not Do Things That Would Cause Someone to Quip 'Fuck Around and Find Out' About Them" Regulation
    5. The Do Not Let The Princess Eat All of Our Food Regulation
    6. The Don't Be Rude on the Phone Regulation
    7. The "Oh No the Princess is at it Again" Regulation

    In response, I activate Mana Leak. Your turn, Princess.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    raze the millennium and receive a FREE existential crisis!!
  • Jane the Solar SystemJane the Solar System
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    Princess Alice said:

    raze the millennium and receive a FREE existential crisis!!

    you didn't even respond to her casting Mana Leak....
  • Ali_RozAli_Roz

    Do not tamper with cabbages, a cabbage, or the cabbage.  Logically, tampering with the cabbage is the same thing as the cabbage tampering with you, which is why if a/the cabbage(s) ask you to help it/him/her/she/them tamper, you should refuse.  This has been a public service announcement brought to you by a messenger sent by the oracles.
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    you should be tampering with the eggplant instead
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