Turtles in a half-shell.

Tanya · 2012-04-26 02:30:22

Not only are they mutated sentient animals, but they're also trained in ancient chinese arts.

Sometimes, fiction doesn't need to make sense.

Misery · 2012-04-26 02:31:15

awesome

Manly McMacho · 2012-04-26 02:31:26

Not only are they mutated sentient animals, but they're also aliens.

Sometimes, fiction doesn't need to yield to the wants of whiny nerds.

Tanya · 2012-04-26 02:52:14

Science Versus Religion, final blood deathmatch.

Unknown · 2012-04-26 02:54:10

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Manly McMacho · 2012-04-26 02:55:58

Science has the knowledge and tools needed to win.

Buuuuut religion has more stupid violent followers who are willing to kill then blame it on THE LAWD, so, yeah, religion.

Tanya · 2012-04-26 02:59:52

You just pick Religion because of all the blatant incest and inbreeding.

Manly McMacho · 2012-04-26 03:00:44

Hey, my love of making fun of you and your gross family has absolutely nothing to do with why I picked religion.

...Okay, it does. You caught me. :C

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Obā-san · 2012-04-26 03:05:23

Science?

Religion?

Pfft.

Philosophy all the way bvitches.

Unknown · 2012-04-26 03:07:30

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Tachyon · 2012-04-26 03:10:31

Philosophy would be a stronger fighter if it wasn't so insular. Religion is better at winning converts.

It's when you combine the two that things get really confusing.

Justice4243 · 2012-04-26 03:24:08

"Science" and "Religion" are things, and therefore, can't actually fight each other.

Tanya · 2012-04-26 03:25:58

Technically, Science and Religion are mental constructs, just like Squirrely Shirley and Tomboy Thomson, and they can both fight!

sometimes, even to the death several times.

Tachyon · 2012-04-26 03:27:39

^^ Then take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of religion, one molecule of science.

Justice4243 · 2012-04-26 03:29:42

Nice try, but the universe is where I keep all my stuff!

Tachyon · 2012-04-26 03:36:07

Oh rats. I really thought he would do it!

Oh well, time for plan B! *wheels out the giant laser cannon*

Obā-san · 2012-04-26 03:38:02

Then take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of religion, one molecule of science.

I'll grind it down and fish out Vimes, how about that?

Tachyon · 2012-04-26 03:40:16

Good answer. You get the points.

Imipolex G · 2012-04-26 11:13:39

Art.

Turtles in a half-shell.

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