I read the news today. Oh boy.

Jumpingzombie

About a lucky man who made the grade;

And though the news was rather sad,

Well, I just had to laugh

I saw the photograph

Imipolex G

He blew his mind out in a car

He didn't notice that the lights had changed

A crowd of people stood and stared

They'd seen his face before

Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords

lee4hmz

10,000 holes in Blackburn, Lancashire

And though the holes were very small

They had to count them all

Imipolex G

Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall

KJI

But holes are the absence of observable matter. That makes no sense.