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Get a LoaD of these flopppy disks I stole from The Headmistress's office

Princess AlicePrincess Alice
edited 2018-04-07 23:12:56 in Roleplay & Games
What do you think is on 'em? Does anyone have a computer we can try them in? Imicow?
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  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I don't want no viruses
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'll wrap the disk drive in a condom before I plug it in.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    stop talking like my mom
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    That raises several questions

    ...

    Do you wanna find out what's on these disks, or not??
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Do you wanna meet my mom?
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    And then, Imipolex's mom revealed that she knows exactly what's on the disks...proving that Imipolex's mom is actually The Headmistress.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Uh, well, one thing I should...

    Let's compromise.

    I'll put the disk in your computer, but immediately take its cover off and spray down the motherboard with this entire can of disinfectant. That work?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Sure. Go ahead
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