An Important Royal Decree

*walks on stage in a non-pink, non-frilly business suit, munching broccoli and carrots*

From now on, Centralia is a democracy. We're gonna have an election, and as soon as our new president takes office, I'm abdicating.

This is not a decision I make lightly, but I've decided that being the eternal child princess is just too much of a drain and it's time I grew up and moved on.

Thank you very much for your patience.

Your humble public servant,


  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    You won't run for president?
  • The moonlight is the message of love.
    Nah, then I'd have to be in charge of an entire country! Who wants that?
  • The Dark Side of the Moo
    I am also going to stop bein' a cow
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  • “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”
    I mean you're literally just a figurehead for Tzetze and the Bird Goddess' deep state bureaucracy on the practical side and the parliament already does all the legal work.
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