*walks on stage in a non-pink, non-frilly business suit, munching broccoli and carrots*
From now on, Centralia is a democracy. We're gonna have an election, and as soon as our new president takes office, I'm abdicating.
This is not a decision I make lightly, but I've decided that being the eternal child princess is just too much of a drain and it's time I grew up and moved on.
Thank you very much for your patience.
Your humble public servant,