Batman® chocolate bars

Why aren't these a thing?
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  • oh no! look at who they let in the front door
    why do you think that batman should be a chocolate bar
  • The pineapple symbolizes evil
    Jane said:

    why do you think that batman should be a chocolate bar

    because thinking hard enough about Filmation's original Batman show from the '60s, and Olan Soule's Batman voice, makes me think of giving a kid Batman, in the form of a chocolate bar, that tastes the way Batman should
  • The pineapple symbolizes evil
    basically, if Batman is food, he is very, very tasty milk chocolate
  • extremely not so but maybe just a tad yes
    Anonus said:

    Jane said:

    why do you think that batman should be a chocolate bar

    because thinking hard enough about Filmation's original Batman show from the '60s, and Olan Soule's Batman voice, makes me think of giving a kid Batman, in the form of a chocolate bar, that tastes the way Batman should
    >tastes the way Batman should
    must not... think... lewd... thoughts.
  • The pineapple symbolizes evil
    Look

    As Batman is one of the world's respectable properties, its finest superhero, and Warner Bros.' crown jewel

    Batman is for CHILDREN! Batman is safe, wholesome fun for kids, or so a lot of people think
  • extremely not so but maybe just a tad yes
    "Batman is safe, wholesome fun for kids" doesn't mean I can't watch specific installments of whichever version and think wow he's absolute daddy here.
  • The pineapple symbolizes evil
    Heinzes said:

    "Batman is safe, wholesome fun for kids" doesn't mean I can't watch specific installments of whichever version and think wow he's absolute daddy here.

    ?
  • extremely not so but maybe just a tad yes
    referring to a previous groupwatch of Batman TAS episodes last Sunday where one of the episodes we watched was "The Forgotten", wherein Bruce Wayne goes undercover as a transient to investigate a string of disappearances, then ends up getting knocked out and taken away himself while suffering amnesia, and his disguise in not-so-lowkey pretty hot imo
    image
    y'see? Clueless Muscle Daddy
  • The pineapple symbolizes evil
    oh yeah!
  • “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”
    Heinzes, Noted Batman Muscle Appreciator.
  • The Prettiest Chronically Sheep Deprived Pony
    imo Superman is hotter
  • Supergirl is better.
  • “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”
    The second Forager isn't bad.

    ...that's hella esoteric right there.
  • extremely not so but maybe just a tad yes

    Heinzes, Noted Batman Muscle Appreciator.

    You god damn know it!

    imo Superman is hotter

    Bad.
  • edited 2018-02-10 01:06:11
    “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”
    Hmmm.

    Spiderman is kind of cute, depending? There aren't a lot of superheroes to my personal tastes.
  • The pineapple symbolizes evil

    imo Superman is hotter

    http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

    Hmmm.

    Spiderman is kind of cute, depending? There aren't a lot of superheroes to my personal tastes.

    Nightwing?
  • “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”
    Grayson's not bad, but his costumes are.
  • The pineapple symbolizes evil
    But the original disco king one...
  • “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”
    I mean, they're passable superhero-wise, just not sexy to me.

    Also, I dunno, I like smol dudes.
  • Haha, Vash likes smol dudes.

    I dunno, that's not really mock-worthy, but imagine that in the most Mean Girls-esque voice possible. Because reasons. Yes.
  • “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”
    They're cute and easily pinned. :3
  • Haha, Vash likes smol dudes.

    (Quietly gives a thumbs up)
  • “His thoughts were red thoughts, and his teeth were white.”
    *domly high-five*
  • Gentle feathery high-five
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