zodiac

Obā-san

https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/920709146789515272

Calica

i'm ready for a lot of things in 2017 but i'm still not ready for a politician embracing the meme that he's a famous serial killer

Calica

like, it's one thing to joke about being the college basketball player known for tripping opponents

Bee

Yeah but that's a thing that's plausible enough to make you a douchebag.

I mean Cruz is a douchebag on other counts, but the Zodiac thing was absurd enough that we all know it's not true unless he secretly invented time travel. (hashtag timetravelingzodiackiller)

Odradek

I feel like Cruz is too weak-willed and suggestible to be a serial killer

Programmed assassin maybe, but not serial killer