Das Kapital 2017; a Marxist and neo-Marxist commentary on global politics from 1999 to 2017

remember kids, all the world problems are caused by rich people exploiting people's labour and shit. that's what causes shit. not stupid shit like "culture" or "philosophy" or ""religion"" or whatever that shit is.

heres a list of rich people i hate, the fuckin....bourgeois shit. I hate them
  1. donald trump
  2. rupert murdock
  3. hilary clint eastwood
  4. the...fuck, that guy. I hate that guy so much. I hate him
  5. whichever nick exec keeps fairly oddparents alive
  6. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
  7. the monopoly guy 
  8. Chicago (the musical) is actually surprisingly cynical for an early Broadway play. Its focus on the skewed American criminal justice system and false glamour of the Roaring Twenties is
  9. haru okumura - hands down the worst girl in persona 5
  10. Nickelback
  11. So there was this rich kid back in grade school; let's call him Laurence. Laurence liked to yank me around by the hair laughing. Everyone liked Laurence, so I did too and assumed that I'd done something to deserve it. Laurence's parents owned an immense amount of la
  12. fuck
  13. rupert murdock

"Man is the only creature that consumes without producing. He does not give milk, he does not lay eggs, he is too weak to pull the plough, he cannot run fast enough to catch rabbits. Yet he is lord of all the animals. He sets them to work, he gives back to them the bare minimum that will prevent them from starving, and the rest he keeps for himself.”

- Karl Marx, 1984


  • NOW, not all rich people are bad, just most of them. here's some okay rich people.
    1. warren free buffet
    2. bertrand russell
    3. O.J. Sim - what do you mean, he really did it? No way! The glove didn't - the glove didn't fit! I don't 
    4. uhhhhh
    5. whatsisface.
    6. TS Eliot
  • this was more amusing when I was sleep deprived.
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    haru okumura - hands down the worst girl in persona 5
    ohya exists
  • Culture, Religion, and Philosophy all joined hands and created capitalism, that's the secret.

    Ancient scientific rituals involving the scientific process of magic.
  • What, you've never wanted to sleep with Rita Skeeter?
  • Culture, Religion, and Philosophy all joined hands and created capitalism, that's the secret.

    Ancient scientific rituals involving the scientific process of magic.
  • kill living beings
    aw cmon, that zizek joke is gold.
  • disclaimer: I also am responsible for horrible threads
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    all sane people hate Nickelback
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Fear the old blood

    By the gods FEAR it Laurence
  • My dreams exceed my real life
  • here is the desclaimer; years of praxis and research has created me...the list of ideal proletarian working men...
    • karl marx, author of the original book. fun fact: karl marx had a colony of ants living inside the area of his head from the base of his skull to his eyelids
    • friedrich engels, who famously went around England to win the first barbecue-sauce flavored ice cube chewing competition in the entire world, a competition he still holds a guinness world record for. also he occasionally checked out some factories or something
    • pikachu
    • me (of course)
    • john val jean from less miserables or whatever his name was. an example of his experiences of oppression was having to listen to russell crowe's singing voice
    • mao zedong
    • stalin
    • chechenya guava juice or...whatever
    • fidel castrami 
    • ann takamaki 
    • the Universal Studios logo
    • that eel I had for dinner last night.
  • George Orwell's most famous work is the novel 1984. Years later, on 1984, Terminator (1984) was released. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger in the title role, it was a highly arthouse film dedicated to deconstructing the dying steel industry and the effects of rapidly developing technology on impoverished service workers. Sarah Connor (Linda Hamilton), a wage slave, is forced to fear for her life after 
  • kill living beings
    Alduin said:

    • karl marx, author of the original book. fun fact: karl marx had a colony of ants living inside the area of his head from the base of his skull to his eyelids
    yeah and i have two feet what's your point
  • Odradek said:
    "Hasta la vista, baby" - Roko's Basilisk 
  • "How does it feel
    To treat me like you do
    When you laid your hands upon me
    And told me who you are" 

    - attributed to GWF Hegel by Karl Marx, The Communist Manifesto
  • Did you know that Theodor Adorno's last few years were spent tracking and destroying the physical anchors of the evil spiritual entity comprised of the fused souls of Louis Armstrong and Frank Sinatra
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I thought everyone knew that
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  • petition to take every article griping about millennials and replace all instances of "millenial/s" with "capitalism"
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    For I was hungry, and you gave me only the pelt of trees. I was thirsty, and you gave me only ink.
  • even the cake that she let me eat was a lie
  • I watched and read many Marxist/socialist things recently, like Les Miserables, The Count of Monte Cristo, Hara-Kiri, The Outsiders, Footloose, Titanic, The Wolf of Wall Street and Kingsman: The Secret Service.
  • "The bourgeoisie will even go as far as to create a global violence outbreak using free Wi-Fi and radio signals, one they are personally protected from using microchips implanted at the base of their necks, just to preserve their own power over the proletariat" - Karl Marx, 1867
  • Did you know: One of Marx's unpublished correspondences with Engels consists solely of 500 pages' worth of sending one another eggplant emojis, interspersed with 90 more pages of calling Max Stirner various invectives
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