I'm the Angry LIbertarian Film Spoonguy

Why the FUCK aren't these characters rationally maximizing their utility?

the-ruins

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  • Eternity is a child playing, playing checkers; the kingdom belongs to a child.
    Today I'm here to talk about the cinematic turdpile that is Mirrors OH NO IT'S MY ENEMY THE MUTALIST FILM NERDSPOON

    *Me in a cowboy hat and fake mustache* mwahahaha the gold standard was bad, actually

    *five minutes of after-effects*

    okay now time to talk about the movie trainwreck shitfest that is The Witch
  • Eternity is a child playing, playing checkers; the kingdom belongs to a child.
    So in summary, I thought that Ewoks: Battle For Endor was worse than the New Deal
  • no offense, but I don't think you're rationally maximizing your utility
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    this is a completely fair and accurate portrayal, though
  • I can all but hear the chimes
    They are long and loud and slow
    image
  • Eternity is a child playing, playing checkers; the kingdom belongs to a child.
    Why is the anarchist an off-broadway version of Jason Voorhees
  • Why are people now filming their reactions to things?

    Why are people now watching other people's reactions to things?
  • because we live in a sad world
  • okay, to be fair, they're not necessarily that bad, like e.g. my looking up someone's reaction to playing Super Metroid for the first time, because I never got to live that myself.

    but those are more natural reactions, not someone making a reactions vid and overreacting to things for the sake of it.
  • Eternity is a child playing, playing checkers; the kingdom belongs to a child.
    These REACTION videos are a PLOT by my OTHER arch nemesis, the Cultural Marxist Gamer!

    *shot of me, in a pirate hat, wearing sunglasses*

    *10 minutes of effects while we fight*

    Now onto my review of the mound of pissfeces that is Legends Of The Fall!
  • 10/10 Analytical content, I am moved.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    that hot frying pan should be pulling its weight, dammit
  • Eternity is a child playing, playing checkers; the kingdom belongs to a child.
    ILLBLEED said:

    Today I'm here to talk about the cinematic turdpile that is Mirrors OH NO IT'S MY ENEMY THE MUTALIST FILM NERDSPOON


    *Me in a cowboy hat and fake mustache* mwahahaha the gold standard was bad, actually

    *five minutes of after-effects*

    okay now time to talk about the movie trainwreck shitfest that is The Witch
    I forgot I made this post
  • kill living beings
    not sure whether mutualist film reviews would be hilarious or tedious

    probably tedious given the general tone of the Discourse
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