I'm the Angry LIbertarian Film Spoonguy

Why the FUCK aren't these characters rationally maximizing their utility?

the-ruins

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  • Whate'er is born of mortal birth/Must be consumèd with the earth,
    To rise from generation free:/Then what have I to do with thee?
    Today I'm here to talk about the cinematic turdpile that is Mirrors OH NO IT'S MY ENEMY THE MUTALIST FILM NERDSPOON

    *Me in a cowboy hat and fake mustache* mwahahaha the gold standard was bad, actually

    *five minutes of after-effects*

    okay now time to talk about the movie trainwreck shitfest that is The Witch
  • Whate'er is born of mortal birth/Must be consumèd with the earth,
    To rise from generation free:/Then what have I to do with thee?
    So in summary, I thought that Ewoks: Battle For Endor was worse than the New Deal
  • you've completely ruined an ambiguously canon timeline for no reason
    no offense, but I don't think you're rationally maximizing your utility
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    this is a completely fair and accurate portrayal, though
  • Hope will exist in a problematic relationship with reason
    image
  • Whate'er is born of mortal birth/Must be consumèd with the earth,
    To rise from generation free:/Then what have I to do with thee?
    Why is the anarchist an off-broadway version of Jason Voorhees
  • Sittin' in my box, at the edge of town, rockin' away.
    Why are people now filming their reactions to things?

    Why are people now watching other people's reactions to things?
  • you've completely ruined an ambiguously canon timeline for no reason
    because we live in a sad world
  • Sittin' in my box, at the edge of town, rockin' away.
    okay, to be fair, they're not necessarily that bad, like e.g. my looking up someone's reaction to playing Super Metroid for the first time, because I never got to live that myself.

    but those are more natural reactions, not someone making a reactions vid and overreacting to things for the sake of it.
  • Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    Reactions are easy to make, and easy to market.
  • Whate'er is born of mortal birth/Must be consumèd with the earth,
    To rise from generation free:/Then what have I to do with thee?
    These REACTION videos are a PLOT by my OTHER arch nemesis, the Cultural Marxist Gamer!

    *shot of me, in a pirate hat, wearing sunglasses*

    *10 minutes of effects while we fight*

    Now onto my review of the mound of pissfeces that is Legends Of The Fall!
  • 10/10 Analytical content, I am moved.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    that hot frying pan should be pulling its weight, dammit
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