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Woody Woodpecker Goes to Burger King

AnonusAnonus
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It is 2017. Except not really.

It is 1999. Woody Woodpecker has a sparkling new show on Fox Kids®. And he's headed to Burger King® to celebrate.

Except Burger King®'s new logo is an ugly piece of shit. And Woody doesn't like that.

So he whizzes (not flies because he doesn't have wings and the animators don't have the patience to render his arms as such) to Burger King® headquarters in Miami, Florida, and eat's the boss-man's lunch.

When the boss-man shouts "HEY! ESCORT THIS BIRD OFF THE PREMISES," Woody cannot be escorted off the premises. He exclaims his trademark laugh, "huh-huh-huh-ha-ha, huh-huh-huh-ha-ha, huh-huh-huh-ha-ha, huh-huh-huh-huh-huh-huh." He pulls off their badges and pins them to their noses, and runs away. He runs all the way to a deep, dark room in which the Master Logo is kept and pecks at it until nothing is left. Burger King®'s shiny, fancy new logo, which made its debut mere months ago at great cost, is gone.

Thanks to Woody Woodpecker.
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  • TreTre
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    this must be the universe where that BK rebrand I did became a reality

    thanks Woody
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I like the concept of a "Master Logo"
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Tre said:

    this must be the universe where that BK rebrand I did became a reality

    thanks Woody

    I guess it replaced the 1994 logo, which BK had no choice but to revert to after Woody destroyed the Master Logo
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