The Dead Hour

TheMightyAnonym · 2012-03-17 11:29:21

'Cause I'm so loooooooooooooooooooonely.

Justice4243 · 2012-03-17 15:50:22

Don't we already have a thread that's almost called this exact thing?

Or maybe I'm thinking of TVT...

ProfessorGator · 2012-03-17 15:54:26

Yeah, I remember it from Yack Fest.

I was briefly wondering whether "Disciples of Princess Luna" was close enough to this, though.

Justice4243 · 2012-03-17 15:56:47

Probably, but I guess this is at least lacking the reference to ponies.

Funnily enough, I have a feeling that means it's less likely people will post in it. :P

TheMightyAnonym · 2012-03-17 19:42:28

Luna doesn't necessarily apply, as Dead hours are actually more frequent in the early afternoon and morning.

So basically, this is more like "People who hate Celestia enough to stay inside and visit a forum over and over again".

Justice4243 · 2012-03-17 20:04:23

That's a good point, late night, early morning certainly isn't the only time the thread is pretty dead.

Spacey · 2012-03-18 01:00:27

there are less ponies here, so i am doing the posting thing

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-18 01:07:19

Spacey · 2012-03-18 01:08:37

-jumps out of a window-

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE, PONIES

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-18 01:11:33

"Who said anything about taking you alive?"

Spacey · 2012-03-18 01:12:56

why are there two now

-kayaks across the pacific ocean-

Obā-san · 2012-03-18 01:14:40

Spacey · 2012-03-18 01:15:41

no crazy pinkie

get out of my kayak

-hitchhikes on a submarine-

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-18 01:17:44

Oh shit, the sub has an internet connection!

Spacey · 2012-03-18 01:22:42

aaah

-swims to the bottom of the sea-

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-18 01:25:20

Spacey · 2012-03-18 01:26:16

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-ooh, a cake

-steals cake, swims to an uninhabited island in the middle of the ocean-

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-18 01:28:51

That island ain't uninhabited, it's Pinkie's Island!

Say "Hi" to the Shy Guys for me.

Spacey · 2012-03-18 01:30:39

-touches fuzzy, gets dizzy-

-steals a helicopter fly guy, rides away to freedom- :3

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-18 01:32:25

Not so fast, bucko!

Spacey · 2012-03-18 01:36:40

AAAAAAAA

-lands at airport, hides in broom closet-

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-18 01:39:09

And when you turn on the light...

You fucked good as dead, boy.

Spacey · 2012-03-18 01:41:46

That's not a very nice thing to say! >:(

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-18 01:42:42

Just callin' it like I see it, is all.

Spacey · 2012-03-18 01:46:40

can i phone a friend, or ask the audience, or something

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-18 01:49:04

Spacey · 2012-03-18 01:55:04

can i hide in a cardboard box

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-18 01:58:56

No, but you can get inside this trunk.

Spacey · 2012-03-18 02:01:17

hm

can i disguise myself as a pony and sneak out of the broom closet

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-18 02:05:03

You mean you aren't already a pony?

Besides, Pinkie's already seen you. What would be the point of resisting at this point?

Stop resisting and join the herd!

Justice4243 · 2012-03-18 02:06:04

^^Seems to me that would just exasperate the situation Though, I'm sure Pinkamena has a "pony suit" you could borrow.

Spacey · 2012-03-18 02:08:10

well, i figured there would be a pony costume somewhere in a broom closet

i mean, it stands to reason

Justice4243 · 2012-03-18 02:09:03

Is it Pinkamena's closet?

If "yes", I'm sure there are many pony "costumes".

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-18 02:10:23

No, it's in an airport.

Weren't you paying attention?

Spacey · 2012-03-18 02:10:40

probably not, unless pinkie is the janitor at an airport

Justice4243 · 2012-03-18 02:11:44

SHE MIGHT BE!

Sounds like the perfect cover...

Except, I don't think Ponies have airports.

Spacey · 2012-03-18 02:12:57

wait, i still have this cake

could i use it to construct some sort of rudimentary lathe

Justice4243 · 2012-03-18 02:13:32

THEN YOU CAN SPIN YOURSELF A DISGUISE! IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

Spacey · 2012-03-18 02:15:21

yay

Icalasari · 2012-03-18 02:21:00

*takes out a shotgun and shoots Pinky Pie in the head*

Problem. Fucking. Solved

Justice4243 · 2012-03-18 02:24:03

You fool!

You've just made her more powerful than you could possibly imagine!

Anonus · 2012-03-18 02:25:28

But it turns out that Pinkie Pie teleported away just before the would-be impact!

"Silly human, you can't beat Pinkie Pie! I'm simply the best there is...*creepy grin*"

^Or that.

TheMightyAnonym · 2012-03-18 02:36:43

Probably, but I guess this is at least lacking the reference to ponies.

Funnily enough, I have a feeling that means it's less likely people will post in it. :P

1. You were totally wrong.

2. Ponies are ALWAYS present, even when they aren't supposed to be. Clearly, there is no lack of pony references.

3. The Dead Hour is an iconic and immortal thread. It's like... my legacy or something. This, and "Strangest thing you said today".

I AM GRATIFIED. :D

Icalasari · 2012-03-18 02:41:10

^^^ *Shoots her with plot device*

Princess Alice · 2012-03-18 02:44:03

The funniest part is that this thread, so far, has been even ponier than the Luna thread.

Justice4243 · 2012-03-18 02:46:31

To be fair, the thread was lacking a reference to ponies, it's just that someone filled it with ponies and people started posting in it.

Quid pro quo.

TheMightyAnonym · 2012-03-18 18:02:50

Geddit? The video is gone too.

I'm all aloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone.

*cries*

Obā-san · 2012-03-18 18:07:37

Even worse, you're stuck with me.

TheMightyAnonym · 2012-03-18 18:11:26

ANYTHING BUT THAT!

Ombre_Morbide · 2012-03-18 18:23:52

Obā-san · 2012-03-18 18:28:07

I WILL MAKE YOU LISTEN TO MUSIC.

The Dead Hour

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