A file-encryption malware that forces you to play Touhou on Lunatic Mode to decrypt your files

Princess Alice

I love that this is actually a thing that exists

Imipolex G

sadism

Klinotaxis

Finally, the cyberpunk future i was promised

Lunate

Ehh, why couldn't it be MoF or DDC.

Fossilmaiden

Because PCB, IN, and SA are all better. :|