A royal penguin breathes inward and assimilates an electrolyte that desires electrons
King Dedede awakens to a bright light. He look over from his bed, and asks "Heh?" Then, he asks "HehhehhehHEH?" wherein each syllable rises in pitch, outlining a second-inversion A-flat minor chord. He gets out of bed and flexes his legs a bit, accompanied by Soulja Boy's "Crank That".
The light emanates from a window, with a sense of mystery. Dedede heads to the window, and attempts to push aside the curtains, but a first attempt is reverted when the curtains push back. Dedede summons more "Crank That" and flexes his legs a bit more, then tries again. His second attempt is successful -- and reveals Samus Aran fanart.
Dedede loses consciousness. By the time he regains it, he is standing in the middle of his bedroom, holding his hammer. His assistant, Escargoon, lies prone on the floor in front of him, moaning in pain, with a visible bump on his head. Astonished, Dedede asks, "What happened?" and Escargoon replies "You're a walkin' meatball."
Suddenly, music begins as a warp star emerges from the mouth of a mountain's face. Percussion plays for a moment, as Kirby boards the warp star, and a singer begins to sing, "Kirby Kirby Kirby". Then suddenly, time is reversed, as the singer's words are reversed, the warp star moves backwards, Kirby deboards, and percussion returns while the warp star re-enters the mountain's mouth.
King Dedede, still in his pajamas, continues to feel confusion.
A salesman, speaking somewhat repetitively through a screen, asks, "How can I help you, King Dedededededededede?" to which Dedede replies, "I need a monster to clobber ME!" The irregularly-repetitive salesman replies, "That's what we do best at N M N M N M dede M E."
King Dedede feels thoroughly confused, to the point of panic. He screams, and runs down a hallway. Escargoon, troubled by his master, is walking the other way down the hallway, asking "Hey, your majesty?", and their friend Tiff asking "What's wrong?", but Dedede in his hurry crashes into them, tossing Tiff to the ground nearby, as a fleeting vision of Sonic the Hedgehog appears. Tiff briefly appears to have lost her voice, as she mouths some speech while no spoken language emerges. Escargoon seems to have become slightly affected by this incident, too, since, as Tiff attempts to get up off the ground, he comments "awltz, lawltz, lawltz" before scoffing and remarking, with a clear stutter, "Do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-on't ask so many questions", while Tiff abruptly rises and then attempts to question Escargoon by saying "Uh...".
Escargoon moves over to Dedede, who is still on the ground, and gasps, before futilely helping Dedede sit up many times in quick succession, with the result of jerking Dedede up and down.
Dedede's car leaves his palace.
Local residents look upon in confusion from atop the castle walls, while one resident, Tuff, openly asks, "Wonder what Dedede's up to?". Tiff tries to reply, by saying "Maybe--" but is cut off by the legendary hero Link suddenly having a bout of ventriloquism, taking control of the scenery in order to mute everyone else while causing Tuff to mouth "I just wonder what" as Link himself speaks those words, followed without interruption by Tuff saying "Dedede", followed again without interruption by Link saying and Tuff mouthing " 's up to."
Dedede's car flies up a slope and becomes briefly airborne as he enters town. Immediately after falling back to the ground, the car backs up back into the air and then continues to back up down the slope whence it came.
Townsfolk are gathered in an outdoor location. One man speaks fast-paced gibberish, prompting the rest of the townsfolk to ask, "Huh?", to which he answers "Huh? Ehh...nothing." In a second bout of ventriloquism in this day, Dr. Eggman steals control of this man and places a cardboard cutout of himself (Dr. Eggman) in the rough outline of this man, in front of this man, while Dr. Eggman says the word "nothing".
Inside a fortune-teller's building, Dedede and Escargoon are consulting a fortune-teller. The fortune-teller, speaking English with a non-American accent, asks Dedede, "You believe it's Kirby who's haunting you?" Dedede answers her by exclaiming, loudly, "Yeah, that's what I said, eh! That freaky little fireball's out to fuckedy-up ass!" The fortune-teller laughs in response, irritating Dedede and causing him to smack the fortune-teller's table in response. He then screams at the fortune-teller at point-blank range.
Back at Dedede's car, with himself and Escargoon seated, Dedede tests a megaphone. He yells "Uhhhhh" then puts it down, then turns on a passage from the theme song of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. He then lip-synchs, with megaphone at his mouth, "Yo home, to Bel-Air!"
During the subsequent instrumental passage, Dedede's car drives quickly around town, emitting an abundance of polluting black smoke from the tailpipes, and kicking up a noticeable amount of dirt from its tires. On cue with the lyrics, the pulls up to the fortune-teller's building, and right after the singer says "I yelled to the cabbie", Dedede once again screams at the fortune-teller.
Dedede runs screaming down a hallway of his castle, again. Then he runs backwards screaming, up that same hallway.
A screen is lowered by some mechanism. The screen, originally off, turns on to reveal the salesman again. He says "heh", then the screen turns off again. Then the screen turns on and he asks, "How can I help you King--" but is interrupted by Dedede responding "Daynnit! I need a monster that can put out a fire!" The salesman, however, dismisses Dedede, responding with "Fuck you, King Dedede".
Kirby is feeling oblivious. As a response, Meta Knight instructs Kirby to "Suck up this torch!" But suddenly, King Dedede's theme begins to play, and Meta Knight begins to sing parts of his instruction to the melody of the music. After five phrases of doing so, the music stops and Meta Knight finally throws the torch at Kirby. Kirby sucks up the torch, but then spits it right back at Meta Knight, upon whom it explodes, covering him in soot. He pauses for a moment, then throws the torch back to Kirby. Kirby sucks up the torch again, but this time, proceeds to dance to a few lines of "Crank That".
The fortune-teller says "ass". Then King Dedede says "ass". Then an unknown male voice says "giant ass" while Kirby stands near a telescope.
The vision of Sonic the Hedgehog now returns, and persists for a few seconds this time.
The light emanates from a window, with a sense of mystery. Dedede heads to the window, and attempts to push aside the curtains, but a first attempt is reverted when the curtains push back. Dedede summons more "Crank That" and flexes his legs a bit more, then tries again. His second attempt is successful -- and reveals Samus Aran fanart.
Dedede loses consciousness. By the time he regains it, he is standing in the middle of his bedroom, holding his hammer. His assistant, Escargoon, lies prone on the floor in front of him, moaning in pain, with a visible bump on his head. Astonished, Dedede asks, "What happened?" and Escargoon replies "You're a walkin' meatball."
Suddenly, music begins as a warp star emerges from the mouth of a mountain's face. Percussion plays for a moment, as Kirby boards the warp star, and a singer begins to sing, "Kirby Kirby Kirby". Then suddenly, time is reversed, as the singer's words are reversed, the warp star moves backwards, Kirby deboards, and percussion returns while the warp star re-enters the mountain's mouth.
King Dedede, still in his pajamas, continues to feel confusion.
A salesman, speaking somewhat repetitively through a screen, asks, "How can I help you, King Dedededededededede?" to which Dedede replies, "I need a monster to clobber ME!" The irregularly-repetitive salesman replies, "That's what we do best at N M N M N M dede M E."
King Dedede feels thoroughly confused, to the point of panic. He screams, and runs down a hallway. Escargoon, troubled by his master, is walking the other way down the hallway, asking "Hey, your majesty?", and their friend Tiff asking "What's wrong?", but Dedede in his hurry crashes into them, tossing Tiff to the ground nearby, as a fleeting vision of Sonic the Hedgehog appears. Tiff briefly appears to have lost her voice, as she mouths some speech while no spoken language emerges. Escargoon seems to have become slightly affected by this incident, too, since, as Tiff attempts to get up off the ground, he comments "awltz, lawltz, lawltz" before scoffing and remarking, with a clear stutter, "Do-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-on't ask so many questions", while Tiff abruptly rises and then attempts to question Escargoon by saying "Uh...".
Escargoon moves over to Dedede, who is still on the ground, and gasps, before futilely helping Dedede sit up many times in quick succession, with the result of jerking Dedede up and down.
Dedede's car leaves his palace.
Local residents look upon in confusion from atop the castle walls, while one resident, Tuff, openly asks, "Wonder what Dedede's up to?". Tiff tries to reply, by saying "Maybe--" but is cut off by the legendary hero Link suddenly having a bout of ventriloquism, taking control of the scenery in order to mute everyone else while causing Tuff to mouth "I just wonder what" as Link himself speaks those words, followed without interruption by Tuff saying "Dedede", followed again without interruption by Link saying and Tuff mouthing " 's up to."
Dedede's car flies up a slope and becomes briefly airborne as he enters town. Immediately after falling back to the ground, the car backs up back into the air and then continues to back up down the slope whence it came.
Townsfolk are gathered in an outdoor location. One man speaks fast-paced gibberish, prompting the rest of the townsfolk to ask, "Huh?", to which he answers "Huh? Ehh...nothing." In a second bout of ventriloquism in this day, Dr. Eggman steals control of this man and places a cardboard cutout of himself (Dr. Eggman) in the rough outline of this man, in front of this man, while Dr. Eggman says the word "nothing".
Inside a fortune-teller's building, Dedede and Escargoon are consulting a fortune-teller. The fortune-teller, speaking English with a non-American accent, asks Dedede, "You believe it's Kirby who's haunting you?" Dedede answers her by exclaiming, loudly, "Yeah, that's what I said, eh! That freaky little fireball's out to fuckedy-up ass!" The fortune-teller laughs in response, irritating Dedede and causing him to smack the fortune-teller's table in response. He then screams at the fortune-teller at point-blank range.
Back at Dedede's car, with himself and Escargoon seated, Dedede tests a megaphone. He yells "Uhhhhh" then puts it down, then turns on a passage from the theme song of the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. He then lip-synchs, with megaphone at his mouth, "Yo home, to Bel-Air!"
During the subsequent instrumental passage, Dedede's car drives quickly around town, emitting an abundance of polluting black smoke from the tailpipes, and kicking up a noticeable amount of dirt from its tires. On cue with the lyrics, the pulls up to the fortune-teller's building, and right after the singer says "I yelled to the cabbie", Dedede once again screams at the fortune-teller.
Dedede runs screaming down a hallway of his castle, again. Then he runs backwards screaming, up that same hallway.
A screen is lowered by some mechanism. The screen, originally off, turns on to reveal the salesman again. He says "heh", then the screen turns off again. Then the screen turns on and he asks, "How can I help you King--" but is interrupted by Dedede responding "Daynnit! I need a monster that can put out a fire!" The salesman, however, dismisses Dedede, responding with "Fuck you, King Dedede".
Kirby is feeling oblivious. As a response, Meta Knight instructs Kirby to "Suck up this torch!" But suddenly, King Dedede's theme begins to play, and Meta Knight begins to sing parts of his instruction to the melody of the music. After five phrases of doing so, the music stops and Meta Knight finally throws the torch at Kirby. Kirby sucks up the torch, but then spits it right back at Meta Knight, upon whom it explodes, covering him in soot. He pauses for a moment, then throws the torch back to Kirby. Kirby sucks up the torch again, but this time, proceeds to dance to a few lines of "Crank That".
The fortune-teller says "ass". Then King Dedede says "ass". Then an unknown male voice says "giant ass" while Kirby stands near a telescope.
The vision of Sonic the Hedgehog now returns, and persists for a few seconds this time.
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