Why did the chicken cross the road?

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-07-23 21:31:26

To get to the other side!

Imipolex G · 2011-07-23 21:39:21

Why did the cat cross the road?

Stapled to the chicken

TheMightyAnonym · 2011-07-23 22:21:14

I don't know, why?

Imipolex G · 2011-07-23 22:24:29

The answer is HIDDEN

Jumpingzombie · 2011-07-24 15:58:45

NO, IMIPOLEX, the ANSWER was INSIDE YOU this while TIME!

Imipolex G · 2011-07-24 18:49:44

What about Time?

Icalasari · 2012-10-12 02:17:26

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it felt like performing necromancy on a thread about anti jokes

lee4hmz · 2012-10-12 12:12:00

Because there was both a Chick-Fil-A and a KFC on one side, and he didn't want to get cut, see...

King_Friday · 2012-10-12 12:49:57

I hate you all.

Tre · 2012-10-12 17:44:51

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because some people like to eat in their cars.

Icalasari · 2012-10-12 17:56:04

^^ Why did the chicken cross the road?

To chicken slap you D:<

King_Friday · 2012-10-12 18:06:33

Hexartes · 2012-10-12 18:07:51

Were they released from a farm or something?

(see if you can spot the pun!)

King_Friday · 2012-10-12 18:10:31

“It’s just not fair that the cops pick on the chickens all the time.”

One-Winged Eagle · 2012-10-13 18:58:58

Hemmingway version: To die. Alone. In the rain.

Because he went to war.

Icalasari · 2012-10-16 22:16:12

^ 4 cuil version:

Because he was the road

glennmagusharvey · 2012-10-17 03:16:13

THEN WHO WAS SIDE?

Icalasari · 2012-10-17 04:03:25

^ Side was transcendence

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-17 04:31:54

That's not 4 cuils, that's one cuil at most.

4 Cuils: Why did the chicken cross the road? Before I can answer you, my face melts into the pavement. Where I once stood, a KFC brand bucket filled with Popeye's chicken rests. One of the chicken fingers speaks. It pleads to you in Mandarin Chinese. Across the road on the other side, four children play jumping jacks as a giant chicken looks onward and pleads their cases to an uncaring god at the beginning of the universe. Why did the chicken cross the road? Before I can answer you, the sky cracks and great, feathered meteors descend from the heavens. Why did the chicken cross the road? Before I can answer you, I am killed by the meteors and reincarnated as a rooster seven states away in Kentucky. Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken did not cross the road. You crossed the road. Of life.

ProfessorGator · 2012-10-17 15:03:42

Super Lazuli said:
Before I can answer you, I am killed by the meteors and reincarnated as a rooster seven states away in Kentucky.

I disapprove.

Icalasari · 2012-10-17 15:47:43

^^ What about 16 Cuils?

Jumpingzombie · 2012-10-17 15:52:09

I don't even remember making a post in this thread. OR this thread.

ProfessorGator · 2012-10-17 15:52:34

^^I think at that point, it becomes complete nonsense written in Cyrillic and Korean characters.

Icalasari · 2012-10-17 16:07:42

^ And 16,000 Cuils?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-17 16:11:41

Pncalynjde said:
^^ What about 16 Cuils?

Pncalynjde said:
^ And 16,000 Cuils?

Icalasari · 2012-10-17 16:20:30

^ 16,000,000?

16,000,000,000?

Infinty-1 cuils?

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-17 16:23:36

TheMightyAnonym · 2012-10-17 16:25:06

I love how my threads tend to end with that pic. :D

Icalasari · 2012-10-17 16:32:11

^^ Make me!

Salix Babylonika · 2012-10-17 16:34:02

OK

Icalasari · 2012-10-17 16:36:38

^ >:|

You're no longer invited

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