TAY, ME OW TO THE BAW, GAY,
TAY, ME OW TO THE CRA,
BUY ME SUH PEE NUH AA CRAA, KEH JAA,
I, DOE CAE IH I NEH VEH GEH BAA SO LEH
ROO, ROO ROO FAW THE HOE, TEA,
IH THEY DOE WIH IH A SHAY, CAW IH
WUH, TOO, THREE STRAI YOH OW IH THEE O, BAW, GAY!
(the effect is most prominent if you sing this to the original tune but hold the notes as long as you can while still keeping rhythm, much longer than they should normally be held)