your daily reminder that "Chocolate" by Soul Control is a real song

Optifex Anode · 2016-10-06 02:17:58

Optifex Anode · 2016-10-06 02:21:44

one of a number of weird faceless pop songs that have somehow managed to chart in Europe over the years alongside such numbers as "Who The X Is Alice" by Gompie, "U Got 2 Let The Music" by 'Capella, and "Around The World" by ATC. I made none of those up but would you really know if I did??

Imipolex G · 2016-10-06 02:25:31

"Around the World" is rather catchy, actually.

Optifex Anode · 2016-10-06 02:26:44

Sure, so's "Chocolate".

They're all just kinda weird is what I was getting at.

Imipolex G · 2016-10-06 02:27:06

and there ain't nothing wrong with weird

Central Avenue · 2016-10-06 02:27:43

I am glad I partook in watching that video

Optifex Anode · 2016-10-06 02:28:51

Central Avenue said:
I am glad I partook in watching that video

everybody singin

choco-la-te

Central Avenue · 2016-10-06 04:58:41

Jane I am disappointed in your choice of category for this thread

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-10-06 05:14:29

Moved to the appropriate category.

On that note, there's something deeply confusing about how sexual and sexless this song is at the same time. The fact that they're performing for what looks like a mostly unengaged crowd of picnicking Germans just takes it to another level and further underlines the intense late '90s/early '00s-ness of it all.

Optifex Anode · 2016-10-06 05:21:08

the song was, in fact, released in Germany. Which I think it may have been a minor hit in? Info on this band is very hard to find.

also

Sredni Vashtar said:
On that note, there's something deeply confusing about how sexual and sexless this song is at the same time. The fact that they're performing for what looks like a mostly unengaged crowd of picnicking Germans just takes it to another level and further underlines the intense late '90s/early '00s-ness of it all.

every song in this...genre? is like that. Also check out "Sex On The Beach" by T-Spoon (which I have sampled!). Probably the most chaste song with 'sex' in the title in existence.

Central Avenue · 2016-10-06 05:21:11

The fact that they're very clearly lipsyncing to a studio recording makes it funnier too

Optifex Anode · 2016-10-06 05:24:07

I actually fucking love this song, just for the record.

Optifex Anode · 2016-10-06 05:26:17

technically nsfw I guess cuz there is nudity but, it's from Europe

Optifex Anode · 2016-10-06 05:28:23

now that I think of it "Barbie Girl" by Aqua is also exactly this kind of song

paging @CarnEvil since we're discussing ur favorite jam

Optifex Anode · 2016-10-12 09:08:14

bump

Optifex Anode · 2016-12-07 00:49:40

Jane said:
bump

Central Avenue · 2016-12-07 00:50:45

I still think it's funny that Sredni had to move this to the correct category

Optifex Anode · 2016-12-07 00:52:49

choco choco

glennmagusharvey · 2016-12-07 00:59:08

i like Around The World

Jane said:
every song in this...genre? is like that. Also check out "Sex On The Beach" by T-Spoon (which I have sampled!). Probably the most chaste song with 'sex' in the title in existence.

would the term "bubblegum pop" be applicable to this type of song?

Optifex Anode · 2016-12-07 01:07:54

No, I don't think so.

Sredni Vashtar · 2016-12-30 23:20:15

It's more like... chocolate soda.

Optifex Anode · 2016-12-30 23:49:33

oyyyyyyyy

Optifex Anode · 2017-01-11 14:34:34

CHO-CO-LA-TE

(A-CHOCO CHOCO)

Optifex Anode · 2017-05-21 02:56:38

Jane said:
CHO-CO-LA-TE

(A-CHOCO CHOCO)

DYRE · 2017-05-21 03:00:58

My life is permanently improved by the fact that I've heard this song.

Yarrun XIX · 2017-05-21 03:08:25

Sredni Vashtar said:
Moved to the appropriate category.

On that note, there's something deeply confusing about how sexual and sexless this song is at the same time. The fact that they're performing for what looks like a mostly unengaged crowd of picnicking Germans just takes it to another level and further underlines the intense late '90s/early '00s-ness of it all.

unengaged picknicking middle-aged Germans

scientifically the worst possible audience for any musical event that isn't 5 hours of valkyries written by an asshole

Optifex Anode · 2017-05-21 07:08:50

all the boys get randy-randy

eatin all that candy-candy

Sredni Vashtar · 2017-05-22 20:21:14

This song is wrong.

Optifex Anode · 2017-08-15 11:26:20

b ump

Imipolex G · 2017-08-15 17:42:43

faceless

Optifex Anode · 2018-02-05 19:00:03

Jane said:
b ump

Imipolex G · 2018-02-05 19:03:06

"Soul Control" is a terrible name

Optifex Anode · 2018-04-19 12:55:06

Jane said:
choco choco

Imipolex G · 2018-04-19 16:46:40

Imipolex G said:
"Soul Control" is a terrible name

Sredni Vashtar · 2018-04-20 03:22:33

Soul Control sounds like it should be a gospel/power metal crossover act.

Tatterhood · 2018-04-20 04:14:32

soul control sounds like the name of the token edgy anti-religion song by a european metal band that normally sings about orcs

glennmagusharvey · 2018-04-20 04:18:06

The Money and Possibility of Soul Control

Sredni Vashtar · 2018-04-20 22:19:26

glennmagusharvey said:
The Money and Possibility of Soul Control

Kenji Nakamura directed that show. I've seen I think two episodes of it? It's really odd.

Optifex Anode · 2018-10-05 11:34:44

Spain Sun said:

Jane said:
choco choco

Central Avenue · 2018-10-05 16:40:24

This thread's two-year anniversary!! 🎂

Imipolex G · 2018-10-05 17:17:56

the facelessness of this song is interesting to me

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