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your daily reminder that "Chocolate" by Soul Control is a real song

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  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    one of a number of weird faceless pop songs that have somehow managed to chart in Europe over the years alongside such numbers as "Who The X Is Alice" by Gompie, "U Got 2 Let The Music" by 'Capella, and "Around The World" by ATC. I made none of those up but would you really know if I did??
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
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    "Around the World" is rather catchy, actually.
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    Sure, so's "Chocolate".

    They're all just kinda weird is what I was getting at.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
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    and there ain't nothing wrong with weird
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I am glad I partook in watching that video
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    Central Avenue said:

    I am glad I partook in watching that video

    everybody singin

    choco-la-te
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    Jane I am disappointed in your choice of category for this thread
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Moved to the appropriate category.

    On that note, there's something deeply confusing about how sexual and sexless this song is at the same time. The fact that they're performing for what looks like a mostly unengaged crowd of picnicking Germans just takes it to another level and further underlines the intense late '90s/early '00s-ness of it all.
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    edited 2016-10-06 05:22:40
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    the song was, in fact, released in Germany. Which I think it may have been a minor hit in? Info on this band is very hard to find.

    also
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    On that note, there's something deeply confusing about how sexual and sexless this song is at the same time. The fact that they're performing for what looks like a mostly unengaged crowd of picnicking Germans just takes it to another level and further underlines the intense late '90s/early '00s-ness of it all.

    every song in this...genre? is like that. Also check out "Sex On The Beach" by T-Spoon (which I have sampled!). Probably the most chaste song with 'sex' in the title in existence.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    edited 2016-10-06 05:21:22
    “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    The fact that they're very clearly lipsyncing to a studio recording makes it funnier too
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.


    I actually fucking love this song, just for the record.
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    technically nsfw I guess cuz there is nudity but, it's from Europe
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    now that I think of it "Barbie Girl" by Aqua is also exactly this kind of song

    paging @CarnEvil since we're discussing ur favorite jam
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    bump
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    Jane said:

    bump


  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I still think it's funny that Sredni had to move this to the correct category
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    choco choco
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    i like Around The World
    Jane said:

    every song in this...genre? is like that. Also check out "Sex On The Beach" by T-Spoon (which I have sampled!). Probably the most chaste song with 'sex' in the title in existence.

    would the term "bubblegum pop" be applicable to this type of song?
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    No, I don't think so.
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    It's more like... chocolate soda.
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    oyyyyyyyy
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    CHO-CO-LA-TE

    (A-CHOCO CHOCO)
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    Jane said:

    CHO-CO-LA-TE


    (A-CHOCO CHOCO)

  • DYREDYRE
    My life is permanently improved by the fact that I've heard this song.
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    Sredni Vashtar said:

    Moved to the appropriate category.

    On that note, there's something deeply confusing about how sexual and sexless this song is at the same time. The fact that they're performing for what looks like a mostly unengaged crowd of picnicking Germans just takes it to another level and further underlines the intense late '90s/early '00s-ness of it all.

    unengaged picknicking middle-aged Germans

    scientifically the worst possible audience for any musical event that isn't 5 hours of valkyries written by an asshole
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    all the boys get randy-randy

    eatin all that candy-candy
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    This song is wrong.
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    b ump
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
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    faceless
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    Jane said:

    b ump


  • Imipolex GImipolex G
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    "Soul Control" is a terrible name
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    Jane said:

    choco choco


  • Imipolex GImipolex G
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    Imipolex G said:

    "Soul Control" is a terrible name


  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Soul Control sounds like it should be a gospel/power metal crossover act.
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    soul control sounds like the name of the token edgy anti-religion song by a european metal band that normally sings about orcs
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    The Money and Possibility of Soul Control
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    glennmagusharvey said:

    The Money and Possibility of Soul Control


    Kenji Nakamura directed that show. I've seen I think two episodes of it? It's really odd.
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    Spain Sun said:

    Jane said:

    choco choco



  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    This thread's two-year anniversary!! 🎂
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
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    the facelessness of this song is interesting to me
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    choco choco
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
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    Ashley St. Ives said:

    the facelessness of this song is interesting to me


  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    edited 2019-10-25 16:36:16
    Twilight Sparkle said:

    The fact that they're very clearly lipsyncing to a studio recording makes it funnier too

    One thing I didn't really appreciate before is that they're both lipsynching even in the parts where there's clearly only one voice. (Including the spoken part at the beginning.)
  • Opal GeodeOpal Geode
    There are more things on heaven and earth than are dreamt of in your philosophy, Horatio.
    planet Jane said:

    CHO-CO-LA-TE


    (A-CHOCO CHOCO)

  • Imipolex GImipolex G
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    Imipolex G said:

    Ashley St. Ives said:

    the facelessness of this song is interesting to me



  • Imipolex GImipolex G
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    oh hey, I was Ashley St. Ives that one year
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