Touch the cow. I'll show you how!!

edited 2016-09-05 04:36:16 in Chocolate
Welcome to cow-touching 101, I'll be your professor this semester.
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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Dirty! This class is so dirty!!! D:
  • immune to splash damage
    Well, go on.
  • where can I find the syllabus
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I feel like Imi should be teaching this one

    Unless he teaches Cow-Touching 201: Advanced Cow Touching Techniques
  • immune to splash damage
    I don't teach intro courses.
  • In the Department of Cow-Touching, Imi is that professor who draws a huge salary based on his experience, and teaches like one class that only grad students take, yet has a ton of PhD students who yearn to have him as an advisor.
  • immune to splash damage
    I am just that great a cow-toucher
  • Splat Charger Specialist
    Tre said:

    where can I find the syllabus

    On the cow. Grab it now.

    So before we begin, everyone will need a cow. If you did not bring your cow, you can run to the campus library on the first floor to borrow one, just leave your driver's license at the desk.
  • “Alice is like Princess Kaguya, except instead of being found in a stalk of bamboo and sending suitors on impossible quests, she was found in a toy store and eats all the candy.” – Fossilmaiden
    I like how the campus library having cows fits in with Imi being the university librarian in the Centralia continuity
  • immune to splash damage
    Keep in mind, you must return said cow or there will be heavy fines.
  • What do we do if all the cows are checked out? Most of the time when I go for one, they are.
  • Splat Charger Specialist
    Then you will need to take turns using your deskmate's cow. But to be safe, make sure you bring your cow for next week's lecture.
  • Fortunately I no longer have that problem to worry about; I got a cow off of some kid, Had to part with a few beans, but there's more where those came from.
  • immune to splash damage
    !
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