Idler whores your attention because it's his birthday

Idler · 2012-02-25 21:55:53

Technically it's a few hours until the exact anniversary of when I was born, though.

Irene · 2012-02-25 21:56:19

Happy soon-to-be Birthday, Idle-Man!

Imipolex G · 2012-02-25 21:57:28

Happy birthday, Idler.

-gives cake-

Haven · 2012-02-25 21:57:44

ProfessorGator · 2012-02-25 22:04:25

Happy birthday, Idler! Hope you enjoy yourself.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-25 22:17:27

Unknown · 2012-02-25 22:33:13

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Salix Babylonika · 2012-02-25 22:45:08

we made you a pirate cake.

Unknown · 2012-02-25 23:23:40

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Tachyon · 2012-02-25 23:25:17

Happy birthday, Idler! ^_^

Gelzo · 2012-02-25 23:52:25

Wishing happy birthdays feels so mainstream.

No, seriously. It's hard to make something feel or look heart-felt to me if it's just another line in a string of comments. And then, I guess it's kind of a downer to even bring that up?

I'm not sure what I'd say to elevate it above a nicety. But would I want to do that? I don't know if I know you well enough for that to be necessary. I suppose that's what you want, huh? Just a few little "Happy birthdays" and maybe a few jokes? Does that make you feel warm and fuzzy? Is it worth my time to just do that? Sure, I wish you well, but it's not like I care about your birthday specifically compared to another day. I'd like everyone to be happier, and picking one person and one day seems arbitrary.

Well fuck all y'all's culturally derived notions of politeness. I'm wishing Fourier a happy cybernetic_squid's birthday. HA HA HA HA.

(If you're thinking that I'm being a weirdo because I'm butthurt over missing my chance to post a kyrospawn clip, you thought right.)