I'd make a terrible Princess Celestia

Justice4243 · 2012-02-27 20:23:13

Maybe, but would such conflicted feeling necessarily lead towards some sort of "the Princess is raping TOO MANY PONIES!" revolution?

I mean, obviously, is Celestia is going out daily to point at the first pony she finds attractive and demands sex from them, she's going to stir up ill will.

But if she's occasionally going out to seduce the odd pony, and maybe build a list of "reliable lovers" who aren't too freaked out about casual sex with the Princess, would she, and by extension Equestria, be able to function daily with little to no problems?

Certainly there are levels of depravity here we can agree will seriously disrupt the going-ons in the kingdom, but there's got to be a happy middle somewhere...

Vriska · 2012-02-27 20:23:14

I don't think I'd 8e a good Celestia either. Com8ine not 8eing a morning pony with the fact I don't think I'd 8e gr8 at leading people (though I'd -try- and pro8a8ly suck at it and it's a good thing I'm not an admin or something). -May8e- I could 8e Luna or something, though I'd pro8a8ly make a 8etter Rarity than either one of the Princesses.

Viani · 2012-02-27 20:24:18

I would be the best Princess Celestia.

Mega_Magikarp · 2012-02-28 18:48:40

I doubt I would be very good at the job either. I keep sleeping in, I'm lazy...Hell, I doubt I would even be good at the molesting people part.

Princess Alice · 2012-02-28 18:52:02

Hell, I doubt I would even be good at the molesting people part.

Only one way to find out! :D

Obā-san · 2012-02-28 18:54:20

Twi tried. She liked it.

Mega_Magikarp · 2012-02-28 18:55:38

@California:...You're flirting with me, aren't you? >.>

Obā-san · 2012-02-28 18:56:50

California?

Mega_Magikarp · 2012-02-28 18:57:13

A nickname that CA and I came up with her a while ago.

Obā-san · 2012-02-28 18:58:59

Oh, I remember now.

And yes, she is flirting with you.

And then she will tie you up in her secret love dungeon and spank you with an interstate sign shaped paddle.

Mega_Magikarp · 2012-02-28 19:00:25

But then why did she say it like I was the one to be doing the molesting? >.>

Spacey · 2012-02-28 19:04:52

Obā-san · 2012-02-28 19:05:05

IT'S A TRAP.

Mega_Magikarp · 2012-02-28 19:05:39

...Why did I bother asking?

Obā-san · 2012-02-28 19:37:41

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-28 20:13:21

I'd probs just use my power to have a bunch of people I don't like killed.

Then I'd feel almost bad for it.

Rinse, lather, repeat until ponyless kingdom or gory uprising.

Also wow you guys

It's the FLG all over again, but with ponies.

I hope you're proud.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-28 20:55:01

"FLG"?

Obā-san · 2012-02-28 20:59:10

Forum Lust Game.

And: O U. This is nothing like the FLG.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-28 21:02:12

I know that I would certainly keep a pony or two in my dungeon.

the entire nation and everyone in it can be her sex toys.

So basically, we'd all go around making the other ponies into consensual sex ponies?

You're right, it's more like a shittier Fetishes, but with Ponies.

...Wait, tropers do talk about ponies in fetishes, don't they?

Imipolex G · 2012-02-28 21:02:50

Not often.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-28 21:03:05

"And: O U. This is nothing like the FLG."

Yes, this is a VERY important discussion about fictional ponies and how much tail the fictional pony ruler gets.

And vM, are you judging people for being weird? That's like the pot calling the kettle black when the pot is so black light can't escape from it.

Obā-san · 2012-02-28 21:03:55

^ ^ ^ BRB Laughing at your reactions.

^ This.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-28 21:12:51

I'm not judging anyone for being weird, silly! Whatever gave you that impression? :3

I'm judging people for being disgusting. ^_^

Obā-san · 2012-02-28 21:14:24

Disgusting? Oh, you're so cute 'n clueless~

You seriously have no clue how messed up I am~ ^w^

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-28 21:15:47

A confession! How grand! Now there's no need for any further discussion.

LOCK PLZ

Anonus · 2012-02-28 21:16:09

...is Celestia with the keyboard a reference to Regular Show?

Obā-san · 2012-02-28 21:16:45

Indeed.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-28 21:17:27

But not before you tell me how much worse you are. :3

Obā-san · 2012-02-28 21:18:03

Silly.

I already have.

Obā-san · 2012-02-28 21:19:30

I'M A TWISTED LITTLE SILLY FILLY~

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-28 21:20:15

So, just bestiality and horrible rap? But that's so tame! Surely you're into something a little more dangerous?

Obā-san · 2012-02-28 21:23:16

I ADMIT IT!!!

I LIKE SKRILLEX!!!!

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-28 21:24:37

I ADMIT IT!!!

I LIKE NECROPHILIA!!!!

I KNEW IT

Obā-san · 2012-02-28 21:26:00

I love the unintentional comedy going on in this conversation.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-28 21:28:56

Dittoez.

Obā-san · 2012-02-28 21:33:37

Well, that was quite the derail.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-28 21:56:28

"I'm judging people for being disgusting."

Says the OP of such threads as "GAY (REIN)DEER REVOLUTION".

Shit, I keep falling down all these pots and kettles.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-28 22:11:10

OH, perfect photo for this thread:

Well, perfect photo within boundaries of what Vanilla will let us get away with.

Justice4243 · 2012-02-28 22:13:38

Or maybe this one...

Idler · 2012-02-28 22:14:47

So how much tail does Luna get?

Imipolex G · 2012-02-28 22:14:53

oh yeah

Justice4243 · 2012-02-28 22:16:06

^^ I bet she'd be a hit with the goth ponies.

I'd make a terrible Princess Celestia

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