I Am Sitting In A Rum

KilgoreTrout

I don't know how I got here, I just know that the seat of my pants now smells like rum, and is wet.

Salix Babylonika

mfw

Tatterhood

Jane said:

mfw

I was too lazy to make this joke

Calica

KilgoreTrout

I need to sit in that rum too. It seems like it could be dryer.

BELATED CLARIFICATION: Er, I mean that place on the map, not Terry's bottle from eight years ago.

glennmagusharvey

Don't sit in a rum.  It's hard to breathe.

KilgoreTrout

For the rum or the sitter? (I've heard of alcoholic beverages being given time to breathe, but I usually inhale/exhale out of the end that isn't in the liquid. Usually.)

Imipolex G

was it red rum

glennmagusharvey

KilgoreTrout said:

For the rum or the sitter? (I've heard of alcoholic beverages being given time to breathe, but I usually inhale/exhale out of the end that isn't in the liquid. Usually.)

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