An adorable tiny hippo

Odradek

eriophora zia

I have been duped!

That being said, let us not forget the existence of the house hippo. 

Imipolex G

I wanna touch the wet hippo

KilgoreTrout

Imipolex G said:

I wanna touch the wet hippo

This is both one of those phrases I never expected to hear/read, and yet also not exactly a crazy thing to say; hippos are cute, which makes people want to touch them (just be sure not to piss them off, because they absolutely can and will kill you if they feel threatened), and they are often wet.

This also reminds me of Mr. Tusks, from Dinosaur Comics:

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1078

Tachyon

Odradek

Tachyon said:

Imipolex G

KilgoreTrout said:

Imipolex G said:

I wanna touch the wet hippo

This is both one of those phrases I never expected to hear/read, and yet also not exactly a crazy thing to say; hippos are cute, which makes people want to touch them (just be sure not to piss them off, because they absolutely can and will kill you if they feel threatened), and they are often wet.

This also reminds me of Mr. Tusks, from Dinosaur Comics:

http://www.qwantz.com/index.php?comic=1078

it's an old heap meme.

well, kind of a forced meme, but still.

glennmagusharvey

apparently slowpoke is supposed to be a hippo but i keep on seeing a bear

Tachyon

. . . wait, slowpoke is a hippo???

Fossilmaiden

Dopey Pokémon.

It's clearly a dopey.

Fossilmaiden

(More seriously, it's probably a sazae-oni or something.)

Tachyon

Japanese folktales are weird.

Salix Babylonika

Tachyon said:

Japanese folktales are weird amazing

not that the two are exclusive

glennmagusharvey

Fossilmaiden said:

(More seriously, it's probably a sazae-oni or something.)

wouldn't that be slowbro?