"Let's all buy VM a rad pair of boobs" fundraiser

Manly McMacho

Because it totally benefits all of you fuckers too except not really NOW BUY ME SOME TITS

-puts out the money jar-

Misery

Tits = awesome.

Viani

Manly McMacho

Why yes, yes they are.

You can help add a little more awesomeness to the world.

Come on. Do it.

-pushes jar in Morbid_Forest's face-

Ace Rimmer

I'll only put into this fund if I can touch said boobs when I wanted to

Manly McMacho

Only if I receive $1,000, a manipedi and a twix with each boob touch, and I want it in writing.

Ace Rimmer

You'll get sod all after the initial investment and like it

Princess Alice

Pfft. If these fundraisers actually worked I would have had boobs months ago.

Ace Rimmer

@CA: Same offer

Manly McMacho

Well you just didn't put yourself out there enough, obviously.

EVERYONE WHO DONATES AND ISN'T WHALE OR DICKGRABROD GETS TO DO WHATEVER THEY WANT WITH MY NEW BOOBS

Ace Rimmer

-sobs-

Imipolex G

I get to do whatever I want with the new boobs? Excellent. -donates a big pile of cash-

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Imipolex G

...where did you get those

DickGrabrod

Whatever I want? And that includes reduction surgery? Awesome. -donates-

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Imipolex G

Share me a few pair then, will ya?

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Imipolex G

Thank you squid! That's worth 40 Imipoints, I think

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Manly McMacho

--burns DickGrabrod-

No one's taking my boobs away from me!

-flees with the money and tits-

Imipolex G

Nooooooooooooooooooo

Viani

Whatever pettanko.