Fuck this secure mob bullshit

Klinotaxis

Look you fucks I don't fuvkng. Caste about your giving scute mobs. Fuck them. Some magic rung? Fuck magic. We used to have good card games like patchouli and six dick surprise but now it's all booster packs and yuiguohs. Fuck that, you don't need pictures in your vidrds for them to be good. Even if they happen to be bugs. Game bugs!they w no t even real bugs. They are bullshit. And frankly I think S ute Mob (1998) was uninspired from a purely cinematographic she doing. Like what was that choreography?? It's like eat s duck, famous choreographer Baslav Nijinsky. Use your talents fir something not based on fake bugs. Honestly see Hans grub er in bugface was pretty offensive to my s Mai initiate and class consciousness. Fuck your wizards soul bullshit you lack icing cocksuckers.

Obā-san

(*puts four +1/+1 counters on klinotaxis*)

Klinotaxis

Throws the counters into your a face, thus ensuring I tap it on my next bug phas for 12 sow teal damage

Princess Alice

i can't stop laughing

Anonus

what the fuck is a scute mob

Klinotaxis

Bullsgit

Yarrun XIX

Anonus said:

what the fuck is a scute mob

It is fearsome and not to be mocked

Anonus

i'll take your word for it because i don't magic

Haven

Klinotaxis said:

Throws the counters into your a face, thus ensuring I tap it on my next bug phas for 12 sow teal damage

an expert level strategy

Yarrun XIX

If you're hitting all your land drops (and you are, because you're playing green), you'll have a 5/5 by turn 6, and then a 9/9 by turn 7. 4 turns later and you can swing for lethal damage.

Don't screw with Scute Mob

Klinotaxis

Listen novice can even customize,e up wit 781 survival Ed,Es. And what the guck is a short Utter? You cannot cut shorts, and di eymxurd who finds shirt guess is called a pathfinder like the lipular ha,s, or am explorer, or Singh g. Not a shortcuts. Sure I, of that is even his rank band, is a fraud. Why trust a young it says? Why? Plus it says I sect, insect, she. It likes,it's like a scorpion. Which brings me back to point one: fuck this geneticist garbage.

Anonus

Klinotaxis

Fuck your fodder,n pony nonsense this is so attack on,my under,ting moral values. Counters? There are no god da,do. Filters. They're a mathematical Dustin made by shirt under wizard entomologists shin couldn't empty a boot if there were undtchtsns on the heel. And yet I'm supposed to just accept having these "things" "put" on me. Beck evening in nine Jeff t things is a mark of luciter. I will not dyes f for it. And last fall! You can't "vin trio" a land. The land us contrived by the Leone. Fuck this value austerity bullshit.

Yarrun XIX

We could always teach you, Anonus

Our ways are gnostic and weird, but there is great fun to be had

Anonus

I'd be up for a game sometime

Anonus

Klinotaxis said:

Fuck your fodder,n pony nonsense this is so attack on,my under,ting moral values. Counters? There are no god da,do. Filters. They're a mathematical Dustin made by shirt under wizard entomologists shin couldn't empty a boot if there were undtchtsns on the heel. And yet I'm supposed to just accept having these "things" "put" on me. Beck evening in nine Jeff t things is a mark of luciter. I will not dyes f for it. And last fall! You can't "vin trio" a land. The land us contrived by the Leone. Fuck this value austerity bullshit.

But think of the corporate synergy!

Klinotaxis

Damn you all to hell yours. It gnostic not none of you

Here's the shitty fucjunf combinatirics you such mother fucjers extracting all joy from my well of sound.

Klinotaxis

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Tap

Calica

autocorrect?

Haven

Anonus said:

I once convinced someone not to attack me after I cast Scute Mob by saying "you don't have to worry about Scutealoo".

A shameful tactic.

Alduin

I really want to start Magic but I'm broke.

Princess Alice

More than anything, I'm just impressed at how fluent I am in Midnight Tzetze

Mandelbrot

Central Avenue said:

More than anything, I'm just impressed at how fluent I am in Midnight Tzetze

Princess Alice

this OP was pure gold and i'm bringing it back

Klinotaxis

what was this? there was another forced meme thread spam thing and I got mad? and... expressed it in... a fashion.

i'm so glad i forget about everything i do like ten minutes after doing it. it's very freeing.

i maintain that fuck this geneticist garbage, though. that's a core tenet.

Odradek

Midnight Tzetze is my favorite radio DJ

Salix Babylonika

i'm so glad i forget about everything i do like ten minutes after doing it. it's very freeing.

Klinotaxis

yes. i am exactly alike this anime personage. goddess can only operate by patterning. in reality there is only one creation and we are only that one creation and there is no we but i and no i but creation, but it's so very convenient to see each other as patterns of patterns in relation to creation. and so as we are one i am anime fifty-five and was always anime fifty-five and can only be anime fifty-five. the guards posted outside don't know what they see any more than i know what i see, but i don't need to escape because there is no out to get and no in to be and no walls that are not more pattern. in one world i am anime fifty-five and in one world i am "fire" and in one world i am the whole of creation, and there truly are no worlds as we are all creation.

Salix Babylonika

shh bby is ok

Klinotaxis

I am not your BBS.