Script for every episode of the Golgo 13 anime

Odradek

SOMEONE WITH TOO MUCH MONEY: Oh no! There is a person who needs to be SHOT for a REASON, but for a DIFFERENT REASON they are currently impossible to SHOOT!

GOLGO 13: ...

SOMEONE WITH TOO MUCH MONEY: It's GOLGO 13 THE ULTIMATE SNIPER! But can he take this impossible SHOT?

GOLGO 13: 

SOMEONE WITH TOO MUCH MONEY: Wow, it really was him. GOLGO 13. THE ULTIMATE SNIPER. 

GOLGO 13: *walks off into the sunset*

Imipolex G

there was a NES game of this

Odradek

I heard it wasn't very good

Obā-san

i want to say that this thread + the zardoz thread were good

(*gives Heap Gold*)

Salix Babylonika

this show sounds boring

Obā-san

you know what


Golgo 13 sounds like the name of a stand

Odradek

There is a stand named Death 13

Obā-san

oh yeah

that's probably why i thought of it

MetaFour

I just know there's a character in Rice Boy named Golgo, and Evan Dahm had never watched or even heard of Golgo 13. He asked some friends of his what he should name a mercenary character, and they suggested Golgo, and he rolled with it, and he only found out about the anime connection after the fact.

Klinotaxis

as far as i understand the anime, rice boy golgo emotes a lot more despite not having a mouth

Odradek

It's Golgo 13 canon that Golgo 13 shot a bunch of hanging chads to cause Bush to win the 2000 election

Alduin

hanging...what?

Klinotaxis

2000 was very dumb

now we just use unsecured windows 95 installs like sensible people

Calica

Odradek said:

It's Golgo 13 canon that Golgo 13 shot a bunch of hanging chads to cause Bush to win the 2000 election

history's greatest monster

Odradek

He probably has more blood on his hands for that than all the assasinations he's done