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Idler · 2012-02-21 21:59:03

the typo in the thread title.

Bunny · 2012-02-21 22:06:50

Boobies

ProfessorGator · 2012-02-21 22:07:50

It was inevitable that this post would be made.

Idler · 2012-02-21 22:10:01

Quick Gator, delete that before you lose Imipoints!

They are pretty cute, though.

KJI · 2012-02-21 22:10:01

those are some big boobies

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 22:26:49

Gator loses 1 Imipoint.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 22:27:30

Now get some real goddamn tit jokes in here or I will lay waste to your home countries.

Idler · 2012-02-21 22:28:12

You already killed my wife and kids; I don't have much to lose here.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-21 22:29:11

Imi created his nemesis.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 22:29:26

I'll kill your hipster cred.

^wait what

Idler · 2012-02-21 22:30:00

Who's Imi's nemesis?

DickGrabrod · 2012-02-21 22:31:34

Tit is tit spelled backwards!

This is important information.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-21 22:32:31

Idler!

Imi took everything from him!

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 22:33:34

Oh. Classic origin story.

-gives Idler everything back-

Idler · 2012-02-21 22:36:19

Ah yes, superheroes/villains always create their own nemesis; it's part of the cycle of life.

-receives everything back, stops vendetta-

Now who wants ice cream?

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 22:37:29

sure why not

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-21 22:37:59

Darn it guys you're supposed to fight in a burning church or on an unfinished skyscraper or something.

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Idler · 2012-02-21 22:38:42

Oh fine.

-fights Imi at the top of a clock tower-

Haven · 2012-02-21 22:39:22

-fights Imi at the top of a clock tower-

It's about time.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 22:39:32

No, no. Let's just have ice cream. Fighting will only cause more pain.

Idler · 2012-02-21 22:41:19

But we're supposed to be nemeses! If we don't have a big fight, this will be like the ending of the last Twilight book, and no-one wants to be compared to Twilight.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 22:42:32

Huh? What happened at the end of Twilight? I thought they had a vampire baby or something.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-21 22:43:37

I thought the werewolf had sex with their vampire baby or something.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 22:44:56

Well that's kinda yuck.

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-21 22:45:53

But you don't understand! Their interspecies love is like totally beautiful and on some sort of soulmate shit! They vibin on some love like crazy!

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 22:47:18

I don't understand romance. This ain't gonna work for me.

Let's fight. -gets chainsaws-

Vriska · 2012-02-21 22:48:48

(oYo)

Idler · 2012-02-21 22:50:26

Imi: They did; I'm talking about the fact that the book is set up to end with a big fight and then instead everyone has a chat and decides not to fight after all.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 22:53:29

Well that's lame.

Vriska done good.

Now, for the fight.

PlutoniumFist · 2012-02-21 22:58:09

GLORIOUS

*is a nemesishipper*

Idler · 2012-02-21 23:01:31

-lures Imi into an obstacle in the arena like you have to do to defeat at least one boss in every videogame ever-

Gelzo · 2012-02-21 23:08:34

This is the breast thread I've seen today.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 23:09:00

But I'm NOT REALLY DEAD ha ha ha

That was just my clone.

-flies down in that clown car thing that Bowser had in Super Mario World, wielding a machine gun that shoots flaming ninja stars-

Idler · 2012-02-21 23:10:49

-throws a mechakoopa at Imi-

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 23:17:56

ow.

-rains destruction from the heavens-

-eats a granola bar-

Idler · 2012-02-21 23:22:46

-poisoned the granola bar thirty-five minutes ago-

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 23:23:53

-expires-

You win this time, Idler. BUT I'LL BE BACK

IN THE

SEQUEL

unless this one flops

Idler · 2012-02-21 23:29:30

Trash Heap 2: Heap Harder

Imipolex G · 2012-02-21 23:30:17

or Heap Higher

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-22 00:06:17

TRASH HEAP 2: HEAP HEAPER

in theaters this NEVER

Viani · 2012-02-22 01:18:18

Nobody delivered tits

this thread is fucking retarded

FAIL/10

Imipolex G · 2012-02-22 11:22:06

agreed

Tre · 2012-02-22 13:10:35

Imipolex G · 2012-02-22 13:15:18

Do I have to do everything around here?

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-22 13:27:19

NOT EPIC ENOUGH

Imipolex G · 2012-02-22 13:43:47

LET'S SEE YOU DO BETTER

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-22 13:46:14

That I can definitely do.

Suck on that, Imi.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-22 13:47:27

Well, I've seen all those before. But yes, quite epic. Thanky.

Viani · 2012-02-22 15:15:13

The below are not Voci's tits because they are too big.

Because she's like 18A.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-22 15:15:58

I assumed not.

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