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Silicon Valley Billionaire dies in "totally unprovoked" hobo stabbing

OdradekOdradek
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NEWSCASTER: He has left all his money to self-proclaimed polymath Eliezer Yudkowsky, an AI researcher and writer of Harry Potter fanfic

Cut to a clip of Eliezer speaking publically

YUDKOWSKY: And lastly, I just want to say that I have bought a personal nature reserve where I plan to hunt the most dangerous game of all...

Yudkowsky narrows eyes

YUDKOWSKY: Unfriendly AI

Comments

  • Obā-sanObā-san

    (*malevolent text-to-speech voice*) 'EY IM WALKIN' 'ERE!!!
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    can i just say

    i love that expression, 'unfriendly AI'

    like i just picture him saying hi to a chatbot and the chatbot's all 'get bent' and Yudkowsky's like NOOOOOOOOOO
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    exactly
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    naney how dare you beat me to that joke
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    can i just say

    i love that expression, 'unfriendly AI'

    like i just picture him saying hi to a chatbot and the chatbot's all 'get bent' and Yudkowsky's like NOOOOOOOOOO


  • MetaFourMetaFour
    For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    This community's really going down the drain. Used to be, a billionaire could stab a hobo without provocation and walk away with just minor scratches! What is the world coming to?
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