How can I destroy 100 blank checks?

Princess Alice

I have almost entirely unused box of checks with my birth name on them

But I don't wanna just toss them in the trash, because my account is still active and I don't want someone picking them out of the garbage and using them

So I am hereby soliciting creative ways to screw up a box of checks

Or cheques, for AliceTensei, Tools, Sunn, and Tachyon. And maybe Section42L? I don't know how they spell it there.

Imipolex G

kill them with fire

glennmagusharvey

buy a shredder and see how badly you can break it

Fossilmaiden

A shredder.

glennmagusharvey

Imipolex G said:

kill them with fire

this also works

Yarrun XIX

Decide whether burning your past to death or rending it with metal blades is more inherently Black Metal.

Then do the one that's more black metal.

Obā-san

paper mache

LOAD Cherry

I vote paper mache. Destroy your past, then build something from it!

Klinotaxis

shred, then burn

Imipolex G

burn, then shred

Anonus

can I see one of these checks before you destroy them?

Klinotaxis

why don't you scan one for us, for education,