why does anyone pay attention to professional sports teams

glennmagusharvey

the management isn't local, nor are the players, and sometimes, not even the team brand is

so what's so special about it?

Anonus

inertia, habit, background noise

Bee

because people with fucktons of money tell you it's cool

Calica

it's cool to watch people shooting basketballs even if nobody is local

Imipolex G

*gets shotgun*

*shoots basketball*

Salix Babylonika

:scratches chin thoughtfully:

basketball...shotgun

of course

Sredni Vashtar

I wonder if you could make a highball into a basketball if you added peach vodka. In which case shotgunning it would mean something completely different.

*falls off stool*

glennmagusharvey

eats shoots and dunks

Calica

why would you add curry to a cocktail though