This is you

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This is me

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Look at how cute I am and how gross you are

Now you will think twice before arguing with me on the internet
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  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Do you like Mudkips, but to the tune of waffles.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    axolotls are cute tho
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    yeah i was gonna say the 1st animal actually looks cuter to me
  • they are both cute
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    yes
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Tachyon said:

    yeah i was gonna say the 1st animal actually looks cuter to me

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    Wrong this is you, and you should not show your ugly face online and have bad opinions on things

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    Whereas this is me and im cute as hell and do not need to hear your bad online opinions
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    will goading you further produce more cute animal pictures
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I dunno, I only have so many
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    again, both cute
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Lack of birds, disappoint.
  • edited 2016-04-17 18:49:10

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  • Sam Kriss is a cat?
  • no the cat likes Sam Kriss
  • I prefer my version
  • Odradek said:

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    It's so shiny!
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    This is you, masturbating to Fallout New Vegas and the horrible 90s X-men show

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    This is me, who is Attractive and Good-Looking, and has better takes than you will ever have

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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    This is the kind of person who likes that movie I hate, and probably wears a fedora and masturbates to anime in their parents basement

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    This is me, who has the correct opinion on movies and is sexy as hell

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  • edited 2016-07-16 16:55:35
    Glenn "The Goose" Harvey
    this thread reads like a mystery hunt puzzle

    this amuses me
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    This thread keeps getting better and better.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    this thread reads like a mystery hunt puzzle

    this amuses me

    It's a parody of catty tumblr and twitter people who think repeatedly posting a picture of their opponent and expression exaggerated disgust is a good way to win an argument.
  • kill living beings
    Hey, I've seen masturbating snakes, and that is not a masturbating snake.
  • edited 2016-07-16 18:35:47
    Glenn "The Goose" Harvey
    Odradek said:

    this thread reads like a mystery hunt puzzle

    this amuses me

    It's a parody of catty tumblr and twitter people who think repeatedly posting a picture of their opponent and expression exaggerated disgust is a good way to win an argument.
    Yeah, I know.

    It still makes me feel like it's a mystery hunt puzzle when I look at it though.  Because I find myself naturally trying to discern relationships between the words and the pictures in order to figure out the pattern.  Which is exactly how I feel when I look at a Mystery Hunt puzzle.
  • I think that's one of those things where anything can look like it if you spend enough time involved in that scene to begin with.

    It's like how any picture with four panels can make you wonder if it's loss.jpg.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    this is you when there's content to consume
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    Hey, I've seen masturbating snakes, and that is not a masturbating snake.

    It's an Irawaddy Dolphin
  • Glenn "The Goose" Harvey
    dolphins have been known to engage in sexual activity for pleasure
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Quite a few animals have. It's just that dolphins are exceedingly creative about it.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    This is you, when you express your bad and dumb opinions on POC-heavy movies

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    Why do you even bother to get out of bed, you ugly, ugly fuccboi

    Whereas this is me, who is not an ugly fuccboi and who everyone loves

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  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Cuties! 83
  • Glenn "The Goose" Harvey
    i still don't know the meaning of fuccboi/fuckboy

    and i'm not sure if i care to know
  • Both those animals are cute. Your argument is invalid.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    TitleName said:

    Both those animals are cute. Your argument is invalid.


    [Insert the "THAT'S THE JOKE" clip here.]
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    You might even, in fact, say that

    And very good at that.
  • I know that's the joke.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    I'm Angelina
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    You Jennifer
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    Come on bitch you see where Brad at?
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    First frog is adorable.
  • Glenn "The Goose" Harvey
    somewhere to the right
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    This is best thread.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    This is you. You are very ugly, and are very mad right now

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    This is me and my peeps. None of us are angry, and we are all very fuckable

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  • damn right I'm mad
  • Glenn "The Goose" Harvey

    damn right I'm mad

    if i calm you down will you become Pacified Cow Disease
  • yes
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    But Pacification only lasts 5s, so it won't help much.
  • 1) There are very cute animals in this thread. 

    2) I read the previous post as "But Petrification only lasts 5s..." and I am sure this comes as a surprise to no one.
  • I was Medusa a few days ago
  • My dreams exceed my real life
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    This is me and my crew, we are cool and have good takes

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    This is you and your crew and I have no idea why you saw fit to go out in public looking so ugly
  • Glenn "The Goose" Harvey
    For a few posts I thought that this would follow the pattern of the speaker being a herpetile of some sort and the target being a mammal.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    For a few posts I thought that this would follow the pattern of the speaker being a herpetile of some sort and the target being a mammal.

    Fuck off fuckboi, because this is you, who is an ugly incel who doesn't listen to Chapo Trap House

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    While this is me, who is attractive and good, and not an incel, and does listen to will and felix and virgil and Mr. Plinkett

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  • kill living beings
    what... is that mammal
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