The newer Zelda games are increasingly bogged down in forced tutorials, a convoluted timeline, a sen

Odradek · 2016-04-14 01:40:59

Imipolex G · 2016-04-14 01:41:28

and that is why you only listen to Mink DeVille

MadassAlex · 2016-04-14 01:44:30

and this is why you only fence from Posta di Donna

Odradek · 2016-04-14 01:47:02

MadassAlex said:
and this is why you only fence from Posta di Donna

Spanish Stroll

Salix Babylonika · 2016-04-14 01:48:27

Bix Dugan.

Alduin · 2016-04-14 14:57:41

And this is why you only return some videotapes.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-04-14 19:53:14

Aliroz · 2016-04-14 20:36:16

And that's why you only burn some popes in effigy.

Odradek · 2016-04-14 21:07:34

Aliroz said:
And that's why you only burn some popes in effigy.

Excerpt from a script for medieval infomercial

Black and white shot of PAINED GRANDMOTHER writing in the flames of Purgatory

Black and white shot of SAD DEAD SON waiting for his entry to Heaven amidst the fire of Purgatory.

Black and white shot of DESPAIRING RELATIVE feeling sad contemplating this.

DESPAIRING RELATIVE: There has to be a better way!

Color shot of POPE LEO X walking into frame in a lovely cathedral

POPE LEO X: There IS a better way.

glennmagusharvey · 2016-04-14 22:25:08

i'm more confused than i was before

Bee · 2016-04-14 22:39:59

Pope Leo X was the indulgences guy. Or at least the most infamous one.

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