What's your eldritch horrorsona?

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  • kill living beings
    a stand of mycorrhizally networked Duroia
  • people who make it so their blogs can only be seen as like a weird mobile-esque sidewindow thing should be sent to the Ultradeluxe Disapproval Sphere imho
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    «Some say the word Odradek is of Slavonic origin, and try to account for it on that basis.
    Others again believe it to be of German origin, only influenced by Slavonic. The uncertainty
    of both interpretations allows one to assume with justice that neither is accurate, especially
    as neither of them provides an intelligent meaning of the word.
    No one, of course, would occupy himself with such studies if there were not a creature
    called Odradek. At first glance it looks like a flat star-shaped spool for thread, and indeed it
    does seem to have thread wound upon it; to be sure, they are only old, broken-off bits of
    thread, knotted and tangled together, of the most varied sorts and colors. But it is not only
    a spool, for a small wooden crossbar sticks out of the middle of the star, and another small
    rod is joined to that at a right angle. By means of this latter rod on one side and one of the
    points of the star on the other, the whole thing can stand upright as if on two legs. 
    One is tempted to believe that the creature once had some sort of intelligible shape and is
    now only a broken-down remnant. Yet this does not seem to be the case; at least there is
    no sign of it; nowhere is there an unfinished or unbroken surface to suggest anything of the
    kind; the whole thing looks senseless enough, but in its own way perfectly finished. In any
    case, closer scrutiny is impossible, since Odradek is extraordinarily nimble and can never
    be laid hold of. 

    He lurks by turns in the garret, the stairway, the lobbies, the entrance hall. Often for
    months on end he is not to be seen; then he has presumably moved into other houses; but
    he always comes faithfully back to our house again. Many a time when you go out of the
    door and he happens just to be leaning directly beneath you against the banisters you feel
    inclined to speak to him. Of course, you put no difficult questions to him, you treat him--he
    is so diminutive that you cannot help it--rather like a child. "Well, what's your name?" you
    ask him. "Odradek," he says. "And where do you live?" "No fixed abode," he says and
    laughs; but it is only the kind of laughter that has no lungs behind it. It sounds rather like
    the rustling of fallen leaves. And that is usually the end of the conversation. Even these
    anwers are not always forthcoming; often he stays mute for a long time, as wooden as his
    appearance. 

    I ask myself, to no purpose, what is likely to happen to him? Can he possibly die? Anything
    that dies has had some kind of aim in life, some kind of activity, which has worn out; but
    that does not apply to Odradek. Am I to suppose, then, that he will always be rolling down
    the stairs, with ends of thread trailing after him, right before the feet of my children, and
    my children's children? He does no harm to anyone that one can see; but the idea that he
    is likely to survive me I find almost painful

  • My dreams exceed my real life
    odradek.jpg
  • also

    image

    obvious answer is obvious i know
  • Vampire Lady of Corvidia

    (The other Jane)

    people who make it so their blogs can only be seen as like a weird mobile-esque sidewindow thing should be sent to the Ultradeluxe Disapproval Sphere imho

    I do this as a safeguard after one too many accidents
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    people who make it so their blogs can only be seen as like a weird mobile-esque sidewindow thing should be sent to the Ultradeluxe Disapproval Sphere imho

    I am pretty sure that's if their blogs are private, or something, rather than some theme-specific deal.
  • kill living beings
    oh, there's a link

    just as well, it doesn't work on my telephone
  • Crystal said:

    people who make it so their blogs can only be seen as like a weird mobile-esque sidewindow thing should be sent to the Ultradeluxe Disapproval Sphere imho

    I am pretty sure that's if their blogs are private, or something, rather than some theme-specific deal.
    oh i know

    but still

    sphere time
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Sure. If they're not me.
  • kill living beings
    ok let's see the actual generator

    void said:

    chocolate dachshund. its eyes are red. it is a ghost.

    boring
    void said:

    pastel rat. water drips from it constantly. it is a fire elemental.

    eh
    void said:

    chocolate hammerhead shark. it speaks a forgotten and ancient language both disturbing and enchanting to mortal ears. it has far too many teeth and they are all sharp.

    acceptable
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    ok let's see the actual generator

    void said:

    chocolate dachshund. its eyes are red. it is a ghost.

    boring
    void said:

    pastel rat. water drips from it constantly. it is a fire elemental.

    eh
    void said:

    chocolate hammerhead shark. it speaks a forgotten and ancient language both disturbing and enchanting to mortal ears. it has far too many teeth and they are all sharp.

    acceptable
    Wrong this is you

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  • skeleton cobra. it has a cyan buzzcut. it flickers in and out of this plane of reality.
    im ok with this
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    white seal. it has a pet of the same species as itself. it has fangs capable of injecting venom.

    Good.

    aquatic pigeon. it is always accompanied by glowing orbs of light. it is a knife collector.

    Odd.

    giant sparkledog. it glows softly and gently- evidence of a heavenly being. it has braces.

    Now you're just fucking with me.
  • candy gargoyle. it has a cyan buzzcut. it has braces.
    Candy Gargoyle!
  • celestial sheep. it uses ancient and powerful magic. it is made of glass.
    So...

    image
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    mint green deer. it flickers in and out of this plane of reality. numerous eyeballs float around it. watching. waiting.
    I have no eyedeer what is going on here, but I like it.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    mint green deer. it flickers in and out of this plane of reality. numerous eyeballs float around it. watching. waiting.
    I have no eyedeer what is going on here, but I like it.
    ...that's weirdly similar to a description I wrote of a fallen angel in the thing I'm writing, funnily enough.
  • angelic wolf. it is wet and dripping with algae. it enjoys performing occult rituals with friends.

    saving for someone else -pap-
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Xanthorgh the Flayer. I have emanations at strategic locations in every population center, and I subsist entirely on higher-dimensional parasites picked from the brains of local sentients.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    angelic wolf. it is wet and dripping with algae. it enjoys performing occult rituals with friends.

    saving for someone else -pap-

    0vvvvvv0
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    .vvvvvv.
  • I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    "glossy blue spider. it has green hair pulled up into two buns. it is a knife collector."

    Yes. 
  • angelic wolf. it is wet and dripping with algae. it enjoys performing occult rituals with friends.

    saving for someone else -pap-

    ^~^
  • meow meow meowtherfuckers
    "glittering blue ladybug. its eyes flash multiple colors rapidly. it has a hoard of bones."
    my first result. i am pleased.
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    "celestial dragon. it is a hired killer. it has antlers."

    Could do without the antlers. Clicks several times

    "ghostly hedgehog. it is a nature spirit. its body is covered in occult sigils and runes which pulse ominously."

    Better... Clicks much more

    "divine boa. it constantly drips with a tar-like black substance. it is heavily scarred."

    At Least Acceptable. Need for Click: Hot Clicksuit

    "alien rooster. it is a nature spirit. its body is covered in occult sigils and runes which pulse ominously."

    All right I can get down with this.
  • Splat Charger Specialist
    petite raven. it works as a librarian in hell. it wears louboutin heels.

    Nailed it.
  • stone ferret. it is a nature spirit. it wears a golden crown.

  • edited 2016-04-07 10:28:35
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    green crab. it is a magical girl. it has incredibly long and luxurious fur.

    clicked a second time and got
    radioactive chicken. it is an emissary from hell. its body is covered in occult sigils and runes which pulse ominously.
    which is almost the same as what Crystal got

    one more
    slime buffalo. smoke pours from its mouth. it wears big christmas sweaters year-round.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I dunno, probably some buxom minotauress from hell
  • Vampire Lady of Corvidia

    (The other Jane)

    petite raven. it works as a librarian in hell. it wears louboutin heels.


    Nailed it.
    is this not me though
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...

    petite raven. it works as a librarian in hell. it wears louboutin heels.


    Nailed it.
    Love it.

    I dunno, probably some buxom minotauress from hell

    "Probably."
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    nothing is certain
  • Vampire Lady of Corvidia

    (The other Jane)


    black hellhound. it is always blushing. it calls everybody comrade. <- this could be someone I know. I, myself, am afraid of dogs.
    glossy black pigeon. it has full sleeve tattoos. it has two heads.  <- cool, cool
    tiny black vulture. its eyes are pitch black and cause those who look
    directly into them for too long to slowly grow older. its facial
    features are constantly shifting.  <- also cool
    abyssal cardinal. it has a hoard of gems and gold that was pillaged from innocent villagers. it has a thick beard.  <- is this not anti-clerical propaganda?
    ghostly panther. it has a forked tongue. it wears a black leather outfit.  <- also also cool
    holy raven. it has very long hair with many flowers in it. it glows softly and gently- evidence of a heavenly being.  <- yeah
  • kill living beings
    beth one
  • ethereal deer. it does not have organs- instead it is full of flowers. it comes from a long line of royalty.

    Hell yes, deer god
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "hipster dove. it is always smiling. it dresses like a greaser."

    So not me

    "tiger-striped newt. numerous eyeballs float around it. watching. waiting. it can fire lasers from its eyes."

    hmm

    "glossy white wasp. it is heavily scarred. it wears incredibly large and impractical sunglasses."

    uh
  • Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Anonus said:

    "hipster dove. it is always smiling. it dresses like a greaser."

    Good.
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