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my six-word memoir

Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
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"How should I start? Oh, fuck."
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  • HexartesHexartes
    "How can you eat your pudding when you haven't had yer meat?"
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    that's twelve words
  • TreTre
    image
    "Nerd trash, traveling alone (in desperation)."

    alternatively, if you want to hate me forever:

    Spoiler:
    "Tiny and Big in Grandpa's Leftovers."
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    Jane said:

    that's twelve words

    you deserve two memoirs
  • HexartesHexartes
    Jane said:

    that's twelve words

    "YOU HAVEN'T HAD YER MEAT"

  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    that's five words
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    toriel shotguns sans a bong hit
  • TatterhoodTatterhood
    Klinotaxis said:

    that's five words

    you have not had you are meat
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    that's seven words, but i'm taking it as my memoir anyway
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    memoir and a sixth
  • Yarrun XIXYarrun XIX
    Whores! we want "poems that kill."
    Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
    guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
    and take their weapons leaving them dead
    My God, was he even human?
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    part cow all along, turns out
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Curiouser and curiouser: A noble aspiration.
  • HexartesHexartes
    "Day in, day out, dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick."
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    my preferred six-word memoir:

    made a mark on this planet

    my actual six-word memoir:

    wanna do something, waited too long
  • Sredni VashtarSredni Vashtar
    “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Kexruct said:

    "Day in, day out, dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick."



    +



    =

    ????
  • AlirozAliroz
    ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I need to wear a hat.
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    Chirp chirp chirp Chirp, chirp chirp.
  • HexartesHexartes
    "I've been holding out so long 
    I've been sleeping all alone 
    Lord I miss you 
    I've been hanging on the phone 
    I've been sleeping all alone 
    I want to kiss you 

    Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh 
    Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh 
    Oooh oooh oooh 

    Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh 
    Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh 
    Oooh oooh oooh oooh 

    Well, I've been haunted in my sleep 
    You've been staring in my dreams 
    Lord I miss you. 
    I've been waiting in the hall 
    Been waiting on your call 
    When the phone rings 
    It's just some friends of mine that say, 
    "Hey, what's the matter man? 
    We're gonna come around at twelve 
    With some Puerto Rican girls that are just dyin' to meet you 
    We're gonna bring a case of wine 
    Hey, let's go mess and fool around 
    You know, like we used to" 

    Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah 
    Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah 
    Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah 

    Oh everybody waits so long 
    Oh baby why you wait so long 
    Won't you come on! Come on! 

    I've been walking Central Park 
    Singing after dark 
    People think I'm crazy 
    I've been stumbling on my feet 
    Shuffling through the street 
    People ask me, "What's the matter with you boy?" 

    Sometimes I want to say to myself 
    Sometimes I say 

    Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh 
    Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh 
    Oooh oooh oooh 

    Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh 
    Oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh oooh 
    I won't miss you child 

    I guess I'm lying to myself 
    It's just you and no one else 
    Lord I won't miss you child 
    You've been blotting out my mind 
    Fooling on my time 
    No, I won't miss you, baby, yeah 

    Lord, I miss you child 

    Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah 
    Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah 
    Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah 

    Lord, I miss you child 

    Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah 
    Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah 
    Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah 

    Lord, I miss you child 

    Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah 
    Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah 
    Aaah Aaah Aaah Aaah"
  • glennmagusharveyglennmagusharvey
    that's not six words
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