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  • He really does look like Ben Stiller...
  • i think the greatest strike against Zoolander 2 is that it is the sequel to, and presumably shares much in common with, Zoolander
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    blue steel or something
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    i think the greatest strike against Zoolander 2 is that it is the sequel to, and presumably shares much in common with, Zoolander

    Relax
  • i think the greatest strike against Zoolander 2 is that it is the sequel to, and presumably shares much in common with, Zoolander

    Relax
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  • My dreams exceed my real life

    i think the greatest strike against Zoolander 2 is that it is the sequel to, and presumably shares much in common with, Zoolander

    Relax
    image

    It's right time now
    Well, now

    Relax, don't do it, when you want to, go do it
    Relax, don't do it, when you want to cum
    Relax, don't do it, when you want to suck, do it
    When you want to come, when you want to cum
    Relax, don't do it, when you want to, go do it
    Relax, don't do it, when you want to cum
    Relax, don't do it, when you want to suck, do it
    Relax, don't do it, when you want to cum

    Cum
    But shoot it in the right direction
    Make makin' it your intention
    Live those dreams
    Scheme those schemes
    Gotta hit me
    Hit me (Hit me)
    Hit me with those laser beams
    Laser beam

    Relax, don't do it
    Relax, where do you want to come?
    I'm cumin'
    I'm cumin'

    Relax, don't do it, when you want to,
    Relax, don't do it, when you want to cum
    Relax don't do it
    Relax, don't do it, when you want to suck, do it
    Relax, don't do it, when you want to cum

    When you want to cum
    When you want to cum
    Come
    Relax, don't do it, when you want to,
    Relax, don't do it
    Relax, don't do it, when you want to suck, do it
    Relax, don't do it



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  • i was under the general impression that everyone hated Zoolander
  • i think the greatest strike against Zoolander 2 is that it is the sequel to, and presumably shares much in common with, Zoolander


  • My dreams exceed my real life

    i was under the general impression that everyone hated Zoolander

    Zoolander copypasta
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  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Bee said:

    i think the greatest strike against Zoolander 2 is that it is the sequel to, and presumably shares much in common with, Zoolander


    Listen to your good friend Billy Zane
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    i was under the general impression that everyone hated Zoolander

    i thought people liked zoolander?
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    it can't possibly be as good as jojo's bizarre adventure but what is
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    But why male models?
  • TIL people liked Zoolander apparently
  • I loved Zoolander when I was twelve.

    I watched it again last year and it has its moments but it is, not a good movie.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    TIL people liked Zoolander apparently

    Joseph and Derek Zoolander both have friends killed by Wham
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i've never seen zoolander.  actually, i think i've seen like five minutes of it or something.  he was brainwashed to kill the prime minister of malaysia?
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    I loved Zoolander when I was twelve.

    I watched it again last year and it has its moments but it is, not a good movie.

    But why male models?
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Zoolander seems to be a movie beloved of this generation
  • Anonus said:

    Zoolander seems to be a movie beloved of this generation

    im finding this all very hard to believe
  • also my parents really like it
  • i just dont understand human beings i guess
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    i just dont understand human beings i guess

    If God is real, why did he make ugly people?
  • i experience alienation, Ben Stiller walks out of the ether to forcibly confront me with the fact that my nature and upbringing have led me to a place of estrangement from my fellow man
  • i just dont understand human beings i guess

    If God is real, why did he make ugly people?
    This conversation was every bit as hopeless and dispiriting as my encounter at my book signing in D.C.
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    i experience alienation, Ben Stiller walks out of the ether to forcibly confront me with the fact that my nature and upbringing have led me to a place of estrangement from my fellow man

    At least you're really really unbelievably good-looking
  • i experience alienation, Ben Stiller walks out of the ether to forcibly confront me with the fact that my nature and upbringing have led me to a place of estrangement from my fellow man

    At least you're really really unbelievably good-looking
    im good looking, and yet the figure of

    wait, what does this Sam Harris article have to do with Zoolander?

    also when is the last time i read anything by Sam Harris?

    middle school?
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    i just dont understand human beings i guess

    If God is real, why did he make ugly people?
    This conversation was every bit as hopeless and dispiriting as my encounter at my book signing in D.C.
    Aw man, I didn't mean for that to happen
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    i experience alienation, Ben Stiller walks out of the ether to forcibly confront me with the fact that my nature and upbringing have led me to a place of estrangement from my fellow man

    At least you're really really unbelievably good-looking
    im good looking, and yet the figure of

    wait, what does this Sam Harris article have to do with Zoolander?

    also when is the last time i read anything by Sam Harris?

    middle school?
    This is Sam Harris

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  • ...he does kinda look like an AU Ben Stiller

    huh
  • i just dont understand human beings i guess

    If God is real, why did he make ugly people?
    schadenfreude
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i liked it as a kid but idk if i'd like it now, i only saw it the once
  • Tre said:

    i just dont understand human beings i guess

    If God is real, why did he make ugly people?
    schadenfreude
    Because God, like me, is a petty asshole that derives pleasure from spiting those weaker than him.
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Dark confession: I associate Ben Stiller primarily with Madagascar

    I've never watched Zoolander all the way through
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I saw part of it on TBS a couple times
  • i myself have never seen zoolander
  • I watch the brainwashing scene and it was legitimately really creepy.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    I have heard that the original is better than it has any right to be. But that in itself vindicates the default assumption that it is painfully bad, I think. And no, AU, it is not "beloved by our generation," you are being weird and general again.
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Zoolander has a few very quotable scenes, but I've never seen it all the way through, and I'm not sure how it holds up as a whole.
  • For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    If you like laughing at dumb people doing dumb things, it's solid gold.

    I have an aunt who used to work in the fashion industry, and she says the depiction of the average model's eccentricities and mannerisms is spot-on.
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    It's a "put it on at a party and only pay attention when something funny is happening" movie.
  • I thought this was going to be like on Tumblr where everyone was taking offense at Benadryl Cabbagepatch's part in it.

    (and yes, I only posted this so I could call Benedict Cumberbatch "Benadryl Cabbagepatch".)
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    personally I have never seen Zoolander and only know it as "a movie that came out shortly after 9/11"

    I guess it fared better than Glitter as far as films in that category go

  • Here's a video of Reza Aslan making a fool of Sam Harris.
  • BeeBee
    edited 2016-03-08 05:49:31
    Well until you read the comments.  At which point you're apparently balls deep in /r/atheism.

    It blows my mind how a fucking neuroscientist who can literally spend all day listing cognitive biases and all the biological methods by which people reinforce their own beliefs even in the face of contradictory evidence can be so hilariously self-unaware about his own.  To say nothing of his followers.
  • It got linked there a buncha times, and the mods can't really control for that, so
  • THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    he sounds exactly like the sort of assholes I block on sight on twitter
  • BeeBee
    edited 2016-03-09 02:30:45
    It's impossible to even imagine in the abstract what it must be like to be that forcefully blind to one's own biases.  The very act of attempting to imagine it requires in that moment an open-mindedness and self-awareness that precludes the very thing you're trying to imagine.  It can only be observed empirically.

    Like, I'm not immune to it -- nobody is.  It's just crazy to see it so prominent in one of the people in the world most qualified to diagnose it.
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