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Super Bowl 50

AnonusAnonus
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We have one of these threads every year now

I have to care because the Broncos are in it again
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  • MetaFourMetaFour
    For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    I'm rooting for the Bears!
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    go Panthers i guess
  • TreTre
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    I live in North Carolina so I guess that makes the expected allegiance clear

    I don't really care though
  • FossilmaidenFossilmaiden
    image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Go team what throws the ball good.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    YEAH SPORTSBALL
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Tre said:

    I live in North Carolina so I guess that makes the expected allegiance clear

    I don't really care though

    I thought you lived in Kentucky now but as you can see I'm basically in the same boat (except I live in LA now)
  • TreTre
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    technically speaking I'm in Kentucky for educational purposes, but NC is still home (and where my legal address is)
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    I wonder what team of hired mercenaries from all over America loyal mainly to money that have been arbitrarily picked to represent a city will beat another such team of mercenaries in an overhyped, quasi-religious, gladiatorial, yet deeply boring, bloodsport that any civilized country would have outlawed years ago.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ^
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    Baldanders said:

    I wonder what team of hired mercenaries from all over America loyal mainly to money that have been arbitrarily picked to represent a city will beat another such team of mercenaries in an overhyped, quasi-religious, gladiatorial, yet deeply boring, bloodsport that any civilized country would have outlawed years ago.

    they played an NFL game in London recently

    ("the UK isn't a civilized country either")
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    a civilized country without bloodsport is like a banana split without a banana
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    unfortunately, football is still boring, because traumatic brain injuries rarely if ever involve lions
  • Obā-sanObā-san
    edited 2016-02-07 21:52:43

    this is why I now put forth the motion to institute lionball, which is exactly like football, but you are only allowed to touch the ball with your pet lion
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    other contemporary bloodsport ideas include:

    * soccer where you run with scissors

    * water polo with sharks

    * curling with landmines

    * hockey
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Today is Tomorrow said:

    this is why I now put forth the motion to institute lionball, which is exactly like football, but you are only allowed to touch the ball with your pet lion

    how many people even have pet lions though

    I suppose Steven would be great at it though
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    this is why it's dangerous
  • CrystalCrystal
    Munch munch, chomp chomp...
    I contest that the only good part about this always has been, and always will be, the Puppy Bowl or similar (which I don't even watch).
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    apparently presidential candidate jim gilmore is hosting a puppy bowl watch party in new hampshire
  • OdradekOdradek
    My dreams exceed my real life
    Today is Tomorrow said:

    other contemporary bloodsport ideas include:

    * soccer where you run with scissors

    * water polo with sharks

    * curling with landmines

    * hockey

    Just bring back gladiators
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Calvinball is the only sport worth playing or watching.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    there was a thing earlier where they had every previous Super Bowl MVP come out onto the field (except Peyton Manning, who is playing today)

    it was disquieting seeing some of them with limps
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    It's started.

    Who's watching?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Me

    CBS's new scorebar is beautiful

    The stuff they brought out for the last one they had (XLVII) looked like ESPN ripoffs
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    this "Puppy Monkey Baby" is deeply unappealing
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    the what

    is that something to do with the ads?

    the BBC don't show those (tho they'll probably show the best ads later)
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    it's something from a Mountain Dew KickStart ad
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    oh
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    Anonus said:

    this "Puppy Monkey Baby" is deeply unappealing

    ive been seeing this on youtube for what feels like an aternity now i hate it
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    i'm sorry
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "Coming up on the Jeep Super Bowl Today Halftime Report"

    the first quarter isn't even over yet!
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    Tachyon said:

    the what

    is that something to do with the ads?

    the BBC don't show those (tho they'll probably show the best ads later)

    smh brits not knowing about the superbowl puppy monkey baby disrespecting our traditions smh
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    fuck Carolina scored a touchdown

    I am sorry for this momentary rift, Tre
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    "CBS is proud to be television's gold standard..."

    God I hate it when CBS shows football because I have to be subjected to this shit
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    the events that just transpired with the ball remind me that I barely understand the rules of this game
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Verizon is being made to suffer for their ball ad
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ooh, coastal imagery!
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    the momentum seems to be swinging in Carolina's direction now
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Cam Newton threw to Ted Ginn who was looking to throw it himself

    I wasn't aware that a receiver could get rid of the ball
  • TreTre
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    Anonus said:

    fuck Carolina scored a touchdown


    I am sorry for this momentary rift, Tre

    irdc tbh so you're good
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    The technical rules are beyond me, so i just take the commentators' word for it.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    ^^alright

    ^sounds sensible

    also this is the bazillionth time Denver has been flagged this game
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    and Denver recovered a fumble
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    a Coke ad with Ant-Man and the Hulk

    I'm so tired of Marvel
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Ooh, mint footage!
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    oh god Peyton threw a pick
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i thought the show was pretty good

    not absolutely bonkers the way Katy Perry's was, but spectacular and energetic
  • TreTre
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    I liked it too
  • eriophora ziaeriophora zia
    I have cut a caper with the dancing mad god
    I didn't see it, but I heard BD and SCV were both in it so that's gotta be great.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    ...who?
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I ducked out during the halftime show >_>
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