How come they don't serve apples at Applebee's?

Anonus

applebeeeeeee's

Anonus

brrrapplebee's

Klinotaxis

And, indeed, why do they not serve bees

Tachyon

good & important questions

glennmagusharvey

Klinotaxis said:

And, indeed, why do they not serve bees

they've been stung by that customer base before and there are no non-discrimination laws that force their hand no the issue

Imipolex G

apples with bees in them

Odradek

Sredni Vashtar

Because it's a last name.

*is quietly taken out behind the woodshed and shot*

Obā-san

NO DO NOT SHOOT THE FERRET OAO

Princess Alice

Sredni Vashtar said:

Because it's a last name.

*is quietly taken out behind the woodshed and shot*

Since when have last names ever stopped people from being punny?

glennmagusharvey

Central Avenue said:

Sredni Vashtar said:

Because it's a last name.

*is quietly taken out behind the woodshed and shot*

Since when have last names ever stopped people from being punny?

It was only recent history that the Commonwealth of Kentucky had, as its Agriculture Commissioner, a Republican politician named Richie Farmer.

glennmagusharvey

lol this is a featured article even https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richie_Farmer

i remember when i joke-edited it to say that he has the most appropriate name for his (now-former) post

Sredni Vashtar

Today is Tomorrow said:

NO DO NOT SHOOT THE FERRET OAO

They used water pistols and now I am cold and wet.

Lead the resistance! Avenge me, for the revolution!

Obā-san

(*avenges vengefully*)