Lame jokes thread

Princess Alice · 2016-01-14 20:28:57

Do we have one of these yet?

*ahem*

The pessimist says the glass is half empty.

The optimist says the glass is half full.

The engineer says the glass has a safety factor of 2.

Tre · 2016-01-14 20:54:25

one from last night that is still the most terrible thing I've typed in recent memory

Tre said:
What do you call Daffy as he walks over a Beijing road?

PED XING DUCK

Bee · 2016-01-14 21:21:37

Obā-san · 2016-01-14 21:27:03

nyaahahahaha!

is actually my laugh irl when I saw that

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