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Green Doritos would be the most dudebro food imaginable

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  • Obā-sanObā-san

    image
  • KlinotaxisKlinotaxis
    kill living beings
    as in environmentally friendly, or
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    is that T-Squared
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    this is an insult to Doritos and the color green
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I'm just thinking of like Mountain Dew Doritos
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    perry dot
  • MetaFourMetaFour
    For once, or maybe twice, I was in my prime.
    Personally, I think Mountain Dew Code Red is even more dudebro than regular Dew.
  • AlduinAlduin
    fedora shaped doritos
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    And Game Fuel is dudebro prime.
  • Obā-sanObā-san

    you people don't properly appreciate bad things
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Today is Tomorrow said:

    you people don't properly appreciate bad things


    anytime I tell people they don't properly appreciate things it ends poorly
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    But what is proper appreciation here?
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    (Now I'm appreciating the irony in that one of the most MANLY drinks out there...tastes like liquid SweeTarts.)
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I've never had SweeTarts

    Anyone here ever had Surge? Shit is vile
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    remember VAULT?  KICKS LIKE A SODA, DRINKS LIKE AN ENERGY DRINK
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    wait i got that backwards.  whatever.  it was just a mountain dew ripoff anyways
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Anonus said:

    I've never had SweeTarts 

    Whoa, really? They were always a staple of my childhood Halloween hauls.

    You'd either get 'em in a little packet of like three or, if you were lucky, a bunch of 'em in a little roll like Smarties.
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    maybe i just haven't had them in a long time then
  • HavenHaven
    Let me tell you. About Fallen London.
    Calica said:

    perry dot


  • TreTre
    edited 2016-01-14 21:53:54
    image
    Calica said:

    remember VAULT?  KICKS LIKE A SODA, DRINKS LIKE AN ENERGY DRINK

    it's funny, Mello Yello was reintroduced as a counterpoint to Vault's MANLY MAN image a few years back

    but they just looped around and made Mello Yello the MANLY MAN drink now instead

    cases in point:

    imageimage

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    (though as far as this initiative goes I will say the MY monogram is far more tasteful than the camo)
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    wtf I have never seen those

    when MY is sold around here it's still in the old yellow can.
  • TreTre
    image
    They literally just switched them to the MY monogrammed ones, like, a week ago. I think the camo might have been limited edition but I do remember seeing another design that used the all-yellow logo on those with a standard black background instead. (Can't find pictures of it, though :( )

    I'd imagine it's probably because UK is huge and gets Coke shipments practically on the daily, but I've already seen the new ones in the wild on bottles.
  • Salix BabylonikaSalix Babylonika
    https://i.imgur.com/7Iil2JW.png
    oh ok

    kind of a shame honestly, I liked the old cans better, they were pleasantly retro.

    Tho that said I never bought any, so whoever owns the brand probably doesn't care what I think (I've never been clear on if Mello Yello is a Coke drink, Pepsi drink, or something else).
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    It's a Coca-Cola product
  • AnonusAnonus
    I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    Mello Yellumbia
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    it's actually kinda hilarious, because that's the last way you'd expect a product called 'mello yello' to be marketed
  • TreTre
    image
    At this point the name is probably just there for brand equity reasons.
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    🎵 THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW 🎵
  • lee4hmzlee4hmz
    ⚠ THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS
    Central Avenue said:

    🎵 THEY CALL ME MELLOW YELLOW 🎵

    quite rightly
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    smoke a banana if you want to
  • CalicaCalica
    Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    if it's yello let it mello
  • TachyonTachyon
    imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    they probably weren't thinking of that when they named the drink

    we can hope anyway
  • Princess AlicePrincess Alice
    You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    ...Did they leave the w's off the Coca-Cola product so they wouldn't have to pay Donovan for using the title of his song?
  • VriskaVriska
    8luh 8luh.
    They're not Doritos brand but I've had green corn chips.

    They were guacamole flavored and quite good.
  • Imipolex GImipolex G
    Touch the cow. Do it now.
    Calica said:

    if it's yello let it mello

    someone knows this phrase

    I am pleased
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