Inner Tubes defeat the purpose of a wave pool

Odradek

So don't bring that space-hogging garbage, ya jackass

Obā-san

the telos of wave pool is

Tre

If the purpose of a wave pool is to drown those who like coasting on the water but can't swim, sure.

glennmagusharvey

I've never been to a wave pool.  Would like to go sometime.

I wouldn't mind a tube.

Yarrun XIX

I once almost got trapped underwater in a wavepool because the inner tubes were so thick that i couldn't come up for air.

That said, dude, inner tubes are not worth getting angry about. Some people aren't half-human half-fish who communicate to the world with waterproof iPads. Theoretically, I mean

Imipolex G

without an inner tube I would drown, so the logical conclusion is that you want me dead.

Odradek

I want to inherit your milk farm

Imipolex G

I knew it!

Bee

Yarrun XIX said:

I once almost got trapped underwater in a wavepool because the inner tubes were so thick that i couldn't come up for air.

That said, dude, inner tubes are not worth getting angry about.

>literally almost died

>not worth getting angry about

Imipolex G

it's my life or his

glennmagusharvey

i'll just hang around in the non-wave pool with a lilo or something

Bee

Why not just give people life jackets instead of tubes?

Like, maybe poofy comfortable ones so people don't get shoulder cramps.

Obā-san

i still dont know what the purpose of a wave pool is

Klinotaxis

You already said what the telos is: nothing.

Nothing has purpose, not even wave pools.

Obā-san

ok but like, what is the purpose intended by the creators

and dont give me that death of the architect bullshit i want answers damn it

Imipolex G

simulates the waves of the ocean without the temptation to throw starfish

Klinotaxis

NOTHING HAS MEANING

it's kind of nice to have waves. on the occasions i've been in the ocean i've liked goin up and down

Obā-san

the telos of wave pool is starfish preservation

Bee

The telos is to make so many people seasick that you can make an entire section of the waterpark out of barf.

Yarrun XIX

Bee said:

Yarrun XIX said:

I once almost got trapped underwater in a wavepool because the inner tubes were so thick that i couldn't come up for air.

That said, dude, inner tubes are not worth getting angry about.

>literally almost died

>not worth getting angry about

Yep, that's me alright

Obā-san

Yarrun XIX said:

Bee said:

Yarrun XIX said:

I once almost got trapped underwater in a wavepool because the inner tubes were so thick that i couldn't come up for air.

That said, dude, inner tubes are not worth getting angry about.

>literally almost died

>not worth getting angry about

Yep, that's me alright

same honestly

Yarrun XIX

Today is Tomorrow said:

ok but like, what is the purpose intended by the creators

and dont give me that death of the architect bullshit i want answers damn it

Okay, so if you stay where it's still standing, you can jump as the waves come in and ride the wave for a little.

It's fun

Obā-san

oh ok that makes sense

thenamelesssamurai

Yarrun XIX said:

Today is Tomorrow said:

ok but like, what is the purpose intended by the creators

and dont give me that death of the architect bullshit i want answers damn it

Okay, so if you stay where it's still standing, you can jump as the waves come in and ride the wave for a little.

It's fun

I loved to do that as a kid.

glennmagusharvey

Today is Tomorrow said:

the telos of wave pool is starfish preservation

this is now canon

either that or the telos of wave pools is to hope to see attractive people half-naked

glennmagusharvey

edit: double post

glennmagusharvey

wrong thread

eriophora zia

I always liked just chilling on the "river" rides. They were nice; just floating along on an inner tube appealed to me. I haven't been to a water park in a very long time, though.