the rule

if you fight someone, and you own their shit afterwards, you stole it

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  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    But when you steal something, you're required to give it back. That's why we put bulbs on Christmas trees to give back the forbidden fruit Adam and Eve stole in the Garden of Eden.

    /Kirk Cameron
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Honestly, that was the single flakiest thing in that movie, theologically speaking.
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    but naney

    how then are we to acquire other person's stuff, if other person will not give us the stuff???
  • My dreams exceed my real life

    But when you steal something, you're required to give it back. That's why we put bulbs on Christmas trees to give back the forbidden fruit Adam and Eve stole in the Garden of Eden.

    /Kirk Cameron

    This finals week, I was finishing up a paper on Akhenaten as a possible candidate for the Pharaoh of Exodus, and the whole time I was hearing Kirk Cameron's voice in my head, narrating what I was writing.
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Awesome.
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.

    But when you steal something, you're required to give it back. That's why we put bulbs on Christmas trees to give back the forbidden fruit Adam and Eve stole in the Garden of Eden.

    /Kirk Cameron

    is this actually something he said
  • My dreams exceed my real life
    Yes
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    cool
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    I'm quite amused that that was absurd enough that you thought I might have made it up though
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I didn't watch the whole movie, evidently I missed a lot
  • I take your hand
    We walk towards where the roses once grew

    I lie back in the grass and dream of how it once was
    The rubbishstrewn streets
    Riperising smell of gutters and rain
    The children abandoned
    Mother recalls child in pool
    What is that that lies? deadchilddead
    I have such nightmares and you're all in all of them
    It's worse than you or I can ever know

    On the edge of the clouds we crouch
    We smile and spit
    The pool of saliva carrascates below our feet
    It shifts
    Children with knives begin to rise from it
    They laugh and blow kisses at the moon

    We think it's the rain
    I see a bird move onto the table in my garden
    Its beak scoops up the seeds
    The green of the grass and the blue of the sky
    Are immense and terrifying
    Everything seems so close
    So very very close
    Should a storm come
    Should a storm break and halo all around us
    As some savage and blind god
    Jerking his hands out to us
    The birds drop all around us

    I walk into the altar room
    All the buddhas are smashed there
    Avalokitesvara's hundred faces lie shattered
    I have done this
    I walk to the makeshift redbrick altar a hundred years ago
    There is a small brass image there
    I have built this
    The red and black ants mill around
    Unknown journeys
    I take my lighter and torch them
    I take my lighter and torch them
    I weep, I weep
    The ants scatter or writhe
    I take my lighter and torch them torch them
    I have done this
    I am surrounded by butterflies
    The chid's legs lay smashed
    Please pray for him she says to me
    Too late
    Alas, oh so too late

    I see the twinkling stars
    I drop a photograph
    I bend to pick it up
    My heart leaps as i see your face
    Stare up at me from the paper
    As if still alive on this earth
    When I return my eyes to the stars
    They gathered
    They pucker
    And are blind
    And are blind

    So lost are we
    Oh what have I become
    I have become that I hate
    I have become that I shall say no

    The bird is dead now alas

    A voice whispers to me
    And says nothing nothing
    There is nothing

    I look to my right and see her face again
    And again the world disappears

    And all fall down
    All fall down
    All fall down I all fall down
    All fall down I all fall down
    We all fall down
    We all fall down
  • Honestly, that was the single flakiest thing in that movie, theologically speaking.

    thats a very relative term
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    what exactly is god gonna do with all that fruit anyway. he must be up to his neck in fruit by now.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    what exactly is god gonna do with all that fruit anyway. he must be up to his neck in fruit by now.

    have them fight each other
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    ^^^^ Great song.
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