The stereotype that sweet drinks are for women is stupid.

Yes, I'll cop to being a woman who likes sweet drinks. Frappuccino? Yes please!

But, like...no, that doesn't mean it's a thing. My dad loves getting all sorts of sweet stuff in his Starbucks coffee, but my Grandma only drinks coffee black.

Drinks aren't gendered, you dense clods.
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  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    the stereotype that [x] is for [gender] is stupid
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I will cop to being a man (usually) who enjoys sweet drinks as well, and hates bitter flavors
  • I've learned to tolerate drama...except on the boat
    I hate coffee.
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.
    i drink black coffee but will also drink sweet things
  • kill living beings
    i usually only drink sweet thi- oh. drinks, not drinks
  • Man is a most complex simple creature: see what he weaves, and how base his reasons for doing so.
    I don't take sweet things anymore, only fake sweet things.
  • I shouldn't take sweet things because my grandma has diabetes.

    But they're so NICE... x_x
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Calica said:

    i drink black coffee but will also drink sweet things

    I only drink coffee black when I'm feeling especially "overworked college student"
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Like I drank coffee black a lot during that brief week or two when I was trying to do both school and work full-time
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    Black coffee is too much for me. I like my coffee with milk, sugar, and a spot of cream or brown sugar and maybe some spices or cocoa.

    Note that I am probably the most testosterone-tastic person here assembled. Which might not say much. But still.
  • Black coffee is too much for me. I like my coffee with milk, sugar, and a spot of cream or brown sugar and maybe some spices or cocoa.

    Note that I am probably the most testosterone-tastic person here assembled. Which might not say much. But still.

    you are most manly =w=
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    OK, wait, nope, Acererak is, last I checked, a legendary cisgender heterosexual male human, so I am beat. Or maybe it is a tie. I am hairy and of above average height and have a deep voice and can pretend to be imposing for five second intervals!
  • I'm not white though
  • Touch the cow. Do it now.
    I am above average height but I am a weenie
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Whiteness is not a prerequisite for being manly
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    That doesn't affect your manliness, Ace, nor is that particularly unusual here.
  • being gay is definitely more manly than being straight
  • legit, it literally does not get more manly than being gay

    (says the ace boy, but still)
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”
    There was an Australian comedian who proposed exactly that idea, albeit in a much more elaborate and exaggerated fashion. I found it fairly amusing.
  • I'm a female, and all I drink is sweet stuff >_>

    I have a big sweet tooth, don't blame me!
  • Splat Charger Specialist
    I refuse to waste precious resources and time drinking things that taste bad and aren't medicine
  • I refuse to waste precious resources and time drinking things that taste bad and aren't medicine


  • the stereotype that [x] is for [gender] is stupid


  • I refuse to waste precious resources and time drinking things that taste bad and aren't medicine

    you'll cowards
  • edited 2015-12-11 09:15:01
    Some people like to say that strong coffee or strong alcohol are manly.

    I dislike these.  Some people may see me as less manly.

    Therefore my solution is to tell their notion of manliness to go sod off in a corner because it's a piece of crap.

    (I could tell it to go fuck itself but that would be too manly.)
  • Arrogant Bastard Ale is still one of the best awful things in the world.

    Not to drink, obviously, just to look at and find funny.
  • Jane said:

    Arrogant Bastard Ale is still one of the best awful things in the world.


    Not to drink, obviously, just to look at and find funny.
    (*somewhere in the distance, Forsythe intensifies*)
  • Some people like to say that strong coffee or strong alcohol are manly.

    I dislike these.  Some people may see me as less manly.

    Therefore my solution is to tell their notion of manliness to go sod off in a corner because it's a piece of crap.

    i could bench press you

    nerd
  • Jane said:

    Arrogant Bastard Ale is still one of the best awful things in the world.


    Not to drink, obviously, just to look at and find funny.
    (*somewhere in the distance, Forsythe intensifies*)
    but he knows not why
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    Destroy the coffee. Purge it from this world.
  • Jane said:

    Jane said:

    Arrogant Bastard Ale is still one of the best awful things in the world.


    Not to drink, obviously, just to look at and find funny.
    (*somewhere in the distance, Forsythe intensifies*)
    but he knows not why
    Hoo boy

    What'd he have to say about that one

  • Kexruct said:

    Jane said:

    Jane said:

    Arrogant Bastard Ale is still one of the best awful things in the world.


    Not to drink, obviously, just to look at and find funny.
    (*somewhere in the distance, Forsythe intensifies*)
    but he knows not why
    Hoo boy

    What'd he have to say about that one

    I think he just thought it was stupid.

    Which, to be fair to him, it is.
  • Destroy the coffee. Purge it from this world.

    you'll coward
  • We can do anything if we do it together.

    OK, wait, nope, Acererak is, last I checked, a legendary cisgender heterosexual male human, so I am beat. Or maybe it is a tie. I am hairy and of above average height and have a deep voice and can pretend to be imposing for five second intervals!

    Baldanders is one of those, too. :P
  • ok maybe you are a teeny bit more manly than sredni
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    This has just got me picturing myself snuggling a big strong hairy manly man and yes
  • I have a ridiculous sweet tooth.

    Even the booze I drink is fucking sweet.
  • None of this beer or wine or vodka or shit like that. Give me something that is sweet as fuck.
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022
    Sweet tooth buddies!

    *poses for a selfie with Tools in front of the giant lollipops & candy canes in the palace garden*
  • image Wee yea erra chs hymmnos mea.
    i open bottles of booze with a screwdriver, clearly i am the manliest
  • You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

    i open bottles of booze with a screwdriver, clearly i am the manliest

    Now I'm just wondering which of the three Heap Alices is the manliest
  • imagei will watch the heck outta this pumpkin patch
    i will drink black coffee but i prefer it with milk

    if i wanted something sweet i wouldn't put sugar in coffee, i'd have juice
  • Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

    I refuse to waste precious resources and time drinking things that taste bad and aren't medicine

    good thing black coffee tastes good :smug:
  • ...And even when your hope is gone
    move along, move along, just to make it through
    (2015 self)
    I'm not allowed to drink sweet things.

    Orange juice (and even rarer and more glorious, orange julius) is a rare, special treat.
  • Vampire Lady of Corvidia

    (The other Jane)
    Jane said:

    everyone should drink sweet things


  • i drink coffee black as the mouth of hell and open beer bottles with my teeth and im basically the least manly person alive so
  • “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

    I'm a cishet male with a two-inch beard and a deep voice


    I can confirm this.

    Also, while shorter than I am, I am pretty sure that Yarrun has significantly better muscle tone than me and could, like, totally take me in a fight that would almost certainly never happen in the first place. Unless this is the setup for some kinda Miki/Utena situation here, but then would Naney be Anthy? That would be confusing.
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