You have a can, like a soda can.

Anonus

You open it, and it contains nothing but man sweat. And boy does it SMELL like man sweat!

Your reaction?

glennmagusharvey

i send it to the local lab to get it tested for DNA samples

Calica

glennmagusharvey said:

i send it to the local lab to get it tested for DNA samples

Zeether

Pocari Sweat?

Imipolex G

drop that sucker and run

like, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Tachyon

^ realistically, i think that'd be my most likely response

Haven

Imipolex G said:

drop that sucker and run

like, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Yarrun XIX

how do we know it's mansweat?

Sredni Vashtar

glennmagusharvey said:

i send it to the local lab to get it tested for DNA samples

Or...

Imipolex G said:

drop that sucker and run

like, ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Anonus

Yarrun XIX said:

how do we know it's mansweat?

What else would it be?

Imipolex G

womansweat?

Sredni Vashtar

Animal sweat? Mixed human sweat? Some other gross substance with similar properties?

Tachyon

. . . i feel like you'd be able to tell by the smell.

is that weird?

Tre

No, I don't think it's weird. Human sweat is pretty pungent, particularly from the pits.

Tachyon

i definitely feel like you'd be able to smell the difference between man sweat and animal sweat, at least

Obā-san

Tachyon said:

. . . i feel like you'd be able to tell by the smell.

is that weird?

no, people smell different from one another

Tachyon

that's what i was thinking

that man sweat and woman sweat tend to smell different

but saying it makes it sound like i go around sniffing people, which i don't

Sredni Vashtar

There are other animals with similarly strong pheromones, and while testosterone adds to the reek, women can have elevated testosterone levels as well.

Tre

Yeah, I guess there is always the possibility that you might not recognize one particular person's sweat smell.

I dunno about anyone else, though, but I know exactly when I get stinky to the point of annoyance. In fact, if you'll excuse me, I have a shower to take.

Sredni Vashtar

Same.

Klinotaxis

this thread started bad and now it is way worse

ewwwww

Tachyon

sorry

Obā-san

i want to snuggle a cute guy who smells nice

Vriska

I'd drop it and go find something pleasant to smell.

lee4hmz

dump some Clorox or peroxide on it