the FUCK YOU bottle

glennmagusharvey

Imagine that you have a bottle.  Actually, a supply of bottles.  An endless supply of them, always within arm's reach.

Each bottle only contains two things, FUCK and YOU.

When you crack one open, it says FUCK.  Then when you shake it again, it says YOU.

The bottle ceases to exist at that point, so you don't have to worry about disposal.

FYI the source/inspiration for this is the following video (at around 2 minutes if you're impatient but it's pretty funny)

Haven

I take all the bottles containing fuck and refuse to shake them, so that it's only FUCKs.

Later, when I'm feeling down, I shake them so it's just a bunch of disembodied voices saying "YOU". I think that could be really uplifting.

Calica

apply a time reversal transformation so that the bottles instead say YOU FUCK

glennmagusharvey

I crack open a bottle.

"FUCK"

glennmagusharvey

I shake the bottle.

"YOU"

glennmagusharvey

I want to make this thing in Pathfinder.

First, I have to decide whether this thing should be reusable.
Second, I have to decide whether it just says "FUCK YOU" or can play other voice clips.

LOAD Cherry

Spell component, message? Magic mouth?

glennmagusharvey

Craft Wondrous Item + Magic Mouth most likely, for a single-use bottle that just says Fuck You.

Would I need Permanency to make a reusable Fuck You bottle?

And perhaps Message instead of Magic Mouth if it's a temporary voice recorder bottle.

Bee

I collect hundreds of thousands of bottles to encrypt messages in a FUCK YOU variant of Morse Code.

Most of these messages, of course, simply spell out FUCK YOU.

LOAD Cherry

Make a variant that uses Word of Chaos as a component that deafens the opener. (Or banishes them if they area lawful outsider)

glennmagusharvey

Knightess Cerise said:

Make a variant that uses Word of Chaos as a component that deafens the opener. (Or banishes them if they area lawful outsider)

the Actually Fuck You bottle

glennmagusharvey

So apparently I never posted the source/inspiration for this idea.

I also stuck this in the OP just for easy reference