Yuri Turnpike

Haven · 2012-02-10 03:48:50

The toll is two colorless mana, with a fine of up to fifty boondollars if you go faster than PONY. *patrols*

it's by far the quickest route from Fire to Lesbians, though

Manly McMacho · 2012-02-10 03:49:29

-steals the Yuri Turnpike-

Haven · 2012-02-10 03:50:47

shit, carmen sandiego

Idler · 2012-02-10 03:51:39

I was taking the M1 out of London and some guy said "put it back".

Haven · 2012-02-10 17:03:00

*reclaims the yuri turnpike and reopens it for traffic*

Bunny · 2012-02-10 17:05:48

What about the yaoi turnpike?

I'm more interested in that.

Obā-san · 2012-02-10 17:08:09

Bara turnpike?

Bunny · 2012-02-10 17:14:21

But bara is so...super masculine and hairy and stuff...

millercross · 2012-02-10 17:18:50

Two colourless mana is way too much, Haven, sorry.

Haven · 2012-02-10 17:21:12

^ That's just propaganda.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-02-10 17:22:28

-occupies the road-

Haven is apart of the 1% and therefore is a bad man

millercross · 2012-02-10 19:10:09

^ That's just propaganda.

You should go to prison for your prices, man!

Rottweiler · 2012-02-10 19:22:23

Yuri Gagarin says there are no turnpikes in space.

Spacey · 2012-02-10 19:27:39

It's true. There aren't.

Imipolex G · 2012-02-10 19:29:28

Where we're going...we don't need roads

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Princess Alice · 2012-03-06 21:57:47

millercross · 2012-03-06 21:59:38

>no juan joke

;_;

Princess Alice · 2012-03-06 22:00:49

Oh, like I'm not gonna make a second set the next time I get bored...

Imipolex G · 2012-03-06 22:11:50

>no Imi joke

Oh well

Obā-san · 2012-03-06 22:28:00

This is best thing.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-03-06 22:34:50

can I have a street Ms. Avenue? :<

Viani · 2012-03-06 22:43:19

I get it, it's a deathonabun joke

Obā-san · 2012-03-06 22:44:19

It's also a murderbuddy joke, a twofer!!!!

I think.

Princess Alice · 2012-03-06 22:51:07

^^^ Sure, in the next set, I guess.

^^/^ Indeed it is.

Obā-san · 2012-03-06 22:55:28

Thanksh soooo much, it's way awesome!!!! (*Treasures*)

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Anonus · 2012-03-07 00:44:39

Centie you should post the Sugarcube Corner one on AARoads, see if there's any other MLP:FIM fans there.

Misery · 2012-03-07 00:47:55

Yuri?

Where?

Oh...

._.

Salix Babylonika · 2012-03-07 00:49:10

well according to this,

there's yuri for almost the next 300 miles!

Fossilmaiden · 2012-03-07 09:57:48

^ THAT'S NOT HOW SIGNS WORK AT ALL.

millercross · 2012-03-07 10:12:02

are you implying you don't want lesbians for 300 miles?

really?

Viani · 2012-03-07 15:47:48

That's a lot of lesbians. Be careful what you wish for.

It never said anything about pretty lesbians, or human lesbians.

Vriska · 2012-03-07 15:48:58

XXXXD

Imipolex G · 2012-03-07 15:50:05

Of no interest to me. I couldn't join in, and watching bores me.

Ace Rimmer · 2012-03-07 15:50:30

I could join in

Haven · 2012-03-07 15:52:33

The turnpike doesn't discriminate based on species or attractiveness

That would be ILLEGAL

Just as long as they can pay the toll, so if each of them has one untapped land it should be fine. Or if one of them's Radha, I guess.

Viani · 2012-03-07 16:02:39

I know devils are red mana, merfolk are blue, angels white etc.

what color would Lesbian be?

Obā-san · 2012-03-07 16:09:41

Pink.

Demons are black. At least the vast majority of the time.

Viani · 2012-03-07 16:10:29

What land do you tap for pink mana?

silksheet bedrooms?

Haven · 2012-03-07 16:20:03

Lesbians could be in any color, though they'd only get tribal support in red.

(Speaking of which, demons are black, but devils are indeed mostly red.)

Misery · 2012-03-07 16:21:23

I love lesbians.

Obā-san · 2012-03-07 16:22:07

^ ^ Good to know. Thanks.

Viani · 2012-03-07 16:25:20

Can't wait for a new 1/1 Elf Lesbian to come out.

millercross · 2012-03-07 16:53:28

but we all know that all the girl elves are lesbians

Viani · 2012-03-07 17:54:25

Yes, but they haven't come out about it, so they don't get any nifty support, they hide under names like Shaman, or Soldier or Rogue.

Haven · 2012-03-07 17:55:56

So...Morningtide was The Lesbian Set?

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