Warning signs

Odradek · 2015-12-01 21:56:11

1. Enjoying obscure Japanese old films

2. Fascination with Nixon

3. Love of Black Metal

4. Repeats same jokes a lot

5. Obsessive hatred of Mumford and Sons

6. Makes ice pick jokes

Tachyon · 2015-12-01 21:56:42

"ice pick jokes"?

Princess Alice · 2015-12-01 21:58:19

Tachyon · 2015-12-01 21:59:34

picture a blue stop sign

Obā-san · 2015-12-01 21:59:34

Odradek · 2015-12-01 22:00:03

https://twitter.com/_stux_/status/660993102950350848

Fossilmaiden · 2015-12-01 22:01:45

Warning: Road Suffers Sudden Cessation of Existence

Princess Alice · 2015-12-01 22:02:23

why did i laugh at that

Tachyon · 2015-12-01 22:02:50

Baldanders said:
https://twitter.com/_stux_/status/660993102950350848

A Famous Economist said that

Obā-san · 2015-12-01 22:04:16

Trotsky Icepick was an american indie rock band

they released an album titled El Kabong

ANONUS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

Fossilmaiden · 2015-12-01 22:05:09

also why are american road signs so boring

Odradek · 2015-12-01 22:05:56

Anyway, if someone shows any of these signs, disengage immediately.

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-12-02 00:00:49

Three of those apply to Naney!

Odradek · 2015-12-02 00:01:38

Then you may never marry

Obā-san · 2015-12-02 00:01:38

Obā-san · 2015-12-02 00:02:11

actually it's 4, im also low-key obsessed w/ Richard Nixon

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-12-02 00:02:27

Baldanders said:
Then you may never marry

FUCK YOU MOM I'LL DO WHAT I WANT.

Odradek · 2015-12-02 00:06:55

https://twitter.com/search?vertical=default&q=@immolations linen coats&src=typd

The final question: How funny do you find these two jokes.

Obā-san · 2015-12-02 00:07:54

Baldanders said:
https://twitter.com/search?vertical=default&q=@immolations linen coats&src=typd

The final question: How funny do you find these two jokes.

the second one is slightly amusing but mostly im just confused about what this dude has against linen coats?

Odradek · 2015-12-02 00:11:44

Marx talks about them a lot in Capital

Obā-san · 2015-12-02 00:12:41

i get that it's just

he seems to be talking about the entire concept as though it was ridiculous?

it's a perfectly good fabric to make a coat out of

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-12-02 00:13:01

The second one was pretty decent, but the first one's pretty eh.

Odradek · 2015-12-02 00:15:04

The joke is that shitlibs can't deal with Karl's rock hard analysis

Sredni Vashtar · 2015-12-02 00:25:21

I thought it was more at the expense of the kind of people who really do think that robots are gonna take all our jerbs and/or people who equate communism with Stalinism, but I can definitely see that.

Obā-san · 2015-12-02 00:25:55

waiting for that post-scarcity society

glennmagusharvey · 2015-12-02 02:18:52

Now I'm picturing a Mystery Hunt puzzle with the title Warning Signs that has a bunch of weird clues to a set of totally mundane things.

Such as a clue for the "LOOSE GRAVEL" sign being: ALASKA SENATOR GETTING FRISKY WITH PENTAGON PAPERS

or "SPEED HUMP" being clued by: "DROMEDARY FEATURE NAMED AFTER DEMON ON WHEELS"

Warning signs

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