Worst Christmas songs

Tre

As far as I can tell the only Christmas song I actively have any degree of disdain toward is probably 'Wonderful Christmastime', and it sort of depends on who's singing it

tbh Paul kinda dropped the ball on it, it's too blunt and simple to have much merit beyond merely being Christmassy

Salix Babylonika

I wanna know why "Hippopatamus For Christmas" isn't on here.

Imipolex G

because hippopotami are great

Tachyon

i'm not very keen on Once in Royal David's City

the tune is nice, not so big on the Victorian-era moralizing

Sredni Vashtar

Acererak said:

I know that the implication of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" was that it was his dad dressed as Santa Claus, but I didn't know what the lyrics were at the time and just assumed that it went like an elaborate holiday cuckolding porno.

It doesn't help that the most famous cover of it is powered by child abuse.

Which cover is this, precisely?

Calica

Jackson Five, maybe?

One-Winged Eagle

I assumed Bing Crosby.

Alduin

Sredni Vashtar said:

Acererak said:

I know that the implication of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" was that it was his dad dressed as Santa Claus, but I didn't know what the lyrics were at the time and just assumed that it went like an elaborate holiday cuckolding porno.

It doesn't help that the most famous cover of it is powered by child abuse.

Which cover is this, precisely?

Jackson 5.