Malph

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• I don't beat her, The Door just hit her in the face. (The Door is what I call my right fist)

  in Have you stopped beating your wife? Comment by Malph 2012-12-13 22:45:27
• "Long ago, in a distant land. I, [insert name here], the shape-shifting master of darkness..."

  in List of the best ways to start a personal anecdote Comment by Malph 2012-11-17 01:43:08
• "Call me Ishmael..."

  in List of the best ways to start a personal anecdote Comment by Malph 2012-11-16 18:58:16
• Holy shit, it is? Damn, it feels like just yesterday it was Halloween. (On the topic of Black Friday) I went last year with my cousins and brother to get something for my cousin's daughters. It was cold as fuck, but I had fun pushing my way through …

  in Official "I can't believe Thanksgiving is only a week away" thread Comment by Malph 2012-11-15 17:46:25
• ^ Ok, maybe that one.

  in Discussion of TV Tropes Comment by Malph 2012-02-28 03:05:52
• Websites aren't exactly known for their mad hoop skillz.

  in Discussion of TV Tropes Comment by Malph 2012-02-28 02:57:33
• "Eh, I learned more about literary analysis reading that thread then I ever did at TVT."I learned more about literary analysis from taking a literary analysis class than I did at TVT.

  in Discussion of TV Tropes Comment by Malph 2012-02-28 01:01:32
• 877 CASH NOW877 CASH NOW

  in I have an annuity Comment by Malph 2012-02-12 03:04:24
•  ^I'll do you one better.There is no jail cell. Only a chair with handcuffs on it.

  in ITT: We've just arrived in a small town... Comment by Malph 2012-02-11 02:57:36
• My top 10 (no Gen V pokemon because I haven't played it yet):GengarSwampertSpiritombGiratinaRayquazaLucarioGarchompMetagrossTyphlosionMewtwo

  in Pokémon Comment by Malph 2012-02-05 03:23:37
• Yay, sing along!Pokémon! Pokémon! Pokémon... ...Let's do it I wanna be the very best Like no one ever was (Ever was, ever was) To catch them is my real test To train them is my cause My whole life has led to this Time to test my skills I know I…

  in Pokémon Comment by Malph 2012-02-03 01:36:31
• ^ How do you know they wouldn't be made of pastries?

  in We need more gay Stantler and Sawsbuck in Pokemon Comment by Malph 2012-01-29 17:44:09
• The timers are great. Especially since EVERY one that doesn't have the timers seems to be timed to end exactly when you're in the middle of the road.Also, I like booze (why didn't anyone think of that one before me?)

  in not-really-all-that-odd confessions Comment by Malph 2012-01-29 17:42:02
• @Gelzo: Don't do it, Gelzo. We already lost Gelzo, we don't need to lose you too, Gelzo. Gelzo knew what Gelzo did was wrong. Yet Gelzo did it anyway. So, Gelzo, ragequitting over Gelzo's ban would be foolish. Gelzo's gone, Gelzo, and Gelzo's never …

  in Gelzo's Banulogy Comment by Malph 2012-01-29 17:31:46
• -Looks up on TVT-Hmm, this sounds... not really all that interesting.

  in I appear to be the only person on the internet who doesn't like Katawa Shoujo. Comment by Malph 2012-01-07 02:35:15
• ^ I agree.

  in hahaha fuck you TVTropes Comment by Malph 2011-10-26 02:06:20
• i heard u liek axolotl.

  in axolotl Comment by Malph 2011-10-12 00:24:47
• Searching far and wide.

  in I want to be the very best Comment by Malph 2011-10-09 03:03:38
• I'll come up with something to say alright. But it probably won't clever and I'm moving my left hand from my face while I type it.

  in None of these snowclones interest you. Comment by Malph 2011-10-06 04:31:26
• When I grow up I want to be a stripper, just like mommy!

  in Set your inner little girl free! Comment by Malph 2011-10-05 15:50:27
• This is a picture of ducks.

  in This is a picture of a duck. Comment by Malph 2011-10-05 00:54:21
• ^

  in no Comment by Malph 2011-10-03 22:47:06
• in no Comment by Malph 2011-10-03 22:22:46
• Agreement with Justice.

  in thread Comment by Malph 2011-10-03 20:57:23
• Yes, Vriska, he is. And he has something to say.  

  in Last post wins. Comment by Malph 2011-10-03 20:55:52
• in Last post wins. Comment by Malph 2011-10-03 18:12:25
• Questions why Pinkie_Pie is talking so weird.

  in thread Comment by Malph 2011-10-03 04:29:00
• Forced meme.

  in thread Comment by Malph 2011-10-03 00:49:32
• in lol hey HH Comment by Malph 2011-10-03 00:45:31
• Flame Haven for controversial statement.

  in thread Comment by Malph 2011-10-02 16:59:08
• I know the thing that'll fix EVERYTHING! SG Ravage. "o hai, audience! do you see me waving???"

  in How to fix the Micheal Bay Line of Transformers Movies Comment by Malph 2011-10-02 05:05:15
• Response consisting only of "tl;dr".

  in thread Comment by Malph 2011-10-02 04:29:02
• Attempt at humor.

  in thread Comment by Malph 2011-10-02 03:07:10
• in lol hey HH Comment by Malph 2011-10-01 20:04:19
• Doesn't everything make us horny?

  in It's congress man! Comment by Malph 2011-10-01 19:49:17
• Last post wins? -Dons hat-   It's on! You can never hope to compete with my supernatural ability to cause a discussion to just die after I post!

  in Last post wins. Comment by Malph 2011-10-01 19:31:50
• This thread is flase advertisement! I was expecting a picture of some chick's melons! Like this!

  in ITT: Boobs Comment by Malph 2011-10-01 06:09:19
• "Manatees sing and wear seashell bikinis? .O" Yes. Yes they do.

  in I love mermaids! Comment by Malph 2011-10-01 05:30:28