If I not only have to kill every enemy in every room, but more enemies show up in each room after the room is cleared the first time, and there's no way to know if this will happen zero, one, or multiple times before the doors open, some further non…
Everything that includes David Bowie would be better if it did not include David Bowie.
This makes him the equal and opposite energy of Dick Van Dyke; who improves everything.
ah, the occasional Kill Room never ruined any game yet
It's decreased the quality of every game that's included it, making it the David Bowie of game design.
If I have to kill every enemy in every room before proceeding, the title is downgraded to Dorks of the Dork Dorkpublic: DORK DORKSON'S DORK-OUT: DORKEST DORKGEON: THE DORKENING OF DORKSAAC: [titleofgamefollowedby>:(] DORKY DORKY DORKATURE CLUB: T…
If I can do no input and take more than four hits without dying, the game is downgraded to Mike Tyson's Punch-Out: DORKEST DANGRON: [titleofgame] Special Bullcrud Edition.
If the game expects me to get emotionally invested in fully voice acted chara…
If there is no way to kill the final boss in four or fewer hits, the title gets degraded to DORK SOULS: [titleofgame] Edition.
If at any point any enemy has more than one health bar, the title is degraded to DORKEST DUNGEON: [titleofgame] Special Bu…