the kitten chronicles

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• Odradek

  2016-03-23 16:41:06

  My dreams exceed my real life

  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
• Odradek

  2016-03-23 16:41:25

  My dreams exceed my real life

  Naney is going to literally explode when he sees this
• Sredni Vashtar

  2016-03-23 16:53:50

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  BABIES!!!!!

  
  

  0w0
• Epitome

  2016-03-23 17:11:14

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  excuse me, did i say next time on kitten chronicles because actually i meant right now on kitten chronicles

  
  

  
  
• Odradek

  2016-03-23 17:14:49

  My dreams exceed my real life

  It is so smol!
• Epitome

  2016-03-23 17:23:43

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  it's the tiny claws that get me

  
  

  anyway, i'm gonna leave them alone for a while so they can rest
• Obā-san

  2016-03-23 17:27:38

  
  

  OwO
• Calica

  2016-03-23 21:36:02

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  kitties! :3
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-23 21:37:25

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  cats

  a

  t

  s
• Imipolex G

  2016-03-23 21:49:32

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  all your kittens are belong to us
  
• Tatterhood

  2016-03-23 22:10:36 edited 2016-03-23 23:37:20

  
  😻
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-03-23 22:21:25

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  smol claws!
• Epitome

  2016-03-28 03:27:46

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  day five

  look at these weirdos with their squished up faces

  
  

  
  

  
  
• LOAD Cherry

  2016-03-28 03:29:28

  Splat Charger Specialist

  They're so... Squishy!
• Epitome

  2016-03-28 03:32:07

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  clover's gotten so round. she looks like a weird hamster rn
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-03-28 03:38:50

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  when you think about it, aren't all cats just weird hamsters
• Obā-san

  2016-03-28 03:44:50

  
  

  Jane said:

  when you think about it, aren't all cats just weird hamsters

  What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-03-28 04:05:12

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Cats are weird hamsters, spread the word
• Epitome

  2016-04-01 21:26:39 edited 2016-04-01 21:47:28

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  day ten

  cannoli opened his eyes i'm so proud ; u ;

  
  

  
  

  
  

  i think this is the clearest shot i've gotten of their bed covered in towels, t-shirts, and now a shit ton of cat hair. but lookit em snuggled ; u ;
  

  
  

  
  
• Salix Babylonika

  2016-04-01 21:31:14

  https://i.imgur.com/IoGc2jA.jpg

  caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-04-01 21:35:01

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  Eyes open to a wonderful new world!
• Calica

  2016-04-01 21:37:54

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  kitties kitties kitties :3 :3 :3
• Odradek

  2016-04-01 21:39:30

  My dreams exceed my real life

  FUZZBALLS
• LOAD Cherry

  2016-04-01 21:39:37

  Splat Charger Specialist

  Still in the helpless fuzzball stage I see!! I look forward to the tiny demon stage where they can run about on their own.
• Epitome

  2016-04-07 00:38:02

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  day whatever

  PICTURE SPAAAAM. these pics are all taken chronologically throughout the week so. ENJOY THIS HAPPY FAMILY AND ALSO CLOVER OPENED HER EYES TODAY SO WOOO

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  

  
  

  
  
• LOAD Cherry

  2016-04-07 00:39:05

  Splat Charger Specialist

  OMIGOSH THOSE WERENT HAMSTERS

  
  

  THEYRE KITTENS
• Princess Alice

  2016-04-07 00:44:14

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  I would like to request that you boop each kitten's nose for me, please
• Epitome

  2016-04-07 01:07:57

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  it has been done
• Princess Alice

  2016-04-07 01:09:48

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  Thank you ^_^
• Yarrun XIX

  2016-04-07 01:40:21

  Whores! we want "poems that kill."
  Assassin poems, Poems that shoot
  guns. Poems that wrestle cops into alleys
  and take their weapons leaving them dead

  CentralAvenue said:

  I would like to request that you boop each kitten's nose for me, please
• Epitome

  2016-04-15 02:04:36

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  Okay so update on kittens: their mama moved them under the bed and now they're walking all over the place and are hard to get pictures of but THEY ARE STILL ADORABLE. Clover is big strong sister that likes adventuring off on her own and Cannoli is scared little brother that likes to hide under the bed. 

  
  

  Cannoli must've been upset by this description because he's currently attacking my foot (and by attacking I mean he's climbing and licking it BUT IT TICKLES). They are still cute.
• Obā-san

  2016-04-15 02:05:33

  
  

  oh noes!
• Epitome

  2016-04-17 04:06:57

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  my friend just sent me this picture

  
  

  so uh...more pics monday b/c oh god when did they get so big
• Crystal

  2016-04-17 04:07:47

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. That face!
• Tatterhood

  2016-04-17 04:08:45

  oh my god it turned into a cat
  
• Haven

  2016-04-17 04:10:01

  Let me tell you. About Fallen London.

  HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD

  
  

  so cute! Give them some pets from me, please.
• Epitome

  2017-07-22 06:43:35

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  WHERE ARE THEY NOW

  Clover: Has grown up to be an insanely dumb boy. He is just a dumb, fluffy boy who likes lying down on people and hates getting pictures taken of him, apparently. I love him.

  
  

  
  

  Cannoli: Has gone to a new home. Is insanely photogenic and also maybe an alien.

  
  

  
  

  I might come back and post inbetween pics but they're all on my old phone so MAYBE NOT

  
  
• Imipolex G

  2017-07-22 06:49:02

  Touch the cow. Do it now.
  

  alien cat is alien
• buttercrispy

  2017-07-22 07:10:47

  I like that cannoli sits still enough for snapchat filters
• Odradek

  2017-07-22 20:44:28

  My dreams exceed my real life

  I love a happy ending
• Princess Alice

  2017-07-22 20:48:24

  You are the end result of a “would you push the button” prompt where the prompt was “you have unlimited godlike powers but you appear to all and sundry to be an impetuous child” – Zero, 2022

  whoa, those kittens turned into CATS!!
• Sredni Vashtar

  2017-07-22 20:52:26

  “I'm surprised. Those clothes… but, aren't you…?”

  0w0
  
  owo
  
  .w.
• Obā-san

  2017-07-22 21:05:57

  
  

  Sredni Vashtar said:

  0w0
  
  owo
  
  .w.

  um actually it's
  
  .w.
  
  owo
  
  0w0
• Epitome

  2017-07-23 06:33:30

  meow meow meowtherfuckers

  buttercrispy said:

  I like that cannoli sits still enough for snapchat filters

  
  

  he has a snapchat problem, honestly. he's a #millennial through and through 

  Odradek said:

  I love a happy ending

  <3

  
  

  ok that's it for now see y'all in another year
• Crystal

  2017-07-23 06:36:04

  Munch munch, chomp chomp...

  Cute.
• Calica

  2017-07-29 18:08:58

  Sup bitches, witches, Haters, and trolls.

  kitties!